Quote of the day???

[Nicos]

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.






So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh1t."

[Jeanied]

Now that, I like.

[stella]

Very true, watchout

[OllieMartin]

Nice. I saw this in a car's back window today:

"Politicians are like diapers, they both need to be changed regularly for the same reason"

[binley100]

Nice one Nicos and Ollie

[HotStuff]

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.






So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh1t."

Unfortunately it doesn't work for everything, if you give her money it just disappears

[dexterdoglancashire]

like it, like it!

[binley100]

Unfortunately it doesn't work for everything, if you give her money it just disappears

Yea in our house it disappears into the holiday savings fund. At least I know where it is then

[its hilly]

lol
Seen on the back of a BIG tractor...
My other tractor's a quad bike'
And on a Ferrari
'My other cars a mini'

[annacruachan]

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.






So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh1t."

Wonderful, Nicos! Made us both laugh - and before breakfast too!

[Two_Sheds]

an old (and sexist) one:

"Men are like public loos. Either engaged with a big queue, or full of cr@p"