Idiot of a delivery driver.

[binley100]

Our next door but one neighbours have their shopping delivered from Iceland. (even tho it's ten minutes up the road and she has two strapping lads who don't work) Anyway , today I look out the window to see an Iceland van with it's front wheels buried in the grass in front of our houses. The idiot of a driver couldn't be bothered to carry the shopping along the path and decided to take a short cut in his 31/2 tonn van across the grass which is soft from all the snow etc.
To get it out it took 5 Iceland workers and 6 random passers by. Big pieces of cardboard which they put in the bins that had just been emptied and now the grass looks in a right old state .
Suppose I should've posted this on the rant thread so if there's a mod around please feel free to move it.

[Glutton4...]

Mods are all out binley - Wayne's holding the fort!

[piskieinboots]

He's sleeping - shuuussh

[binley100]

ooh mods day out hope they've gone somewhere nice I'm whispering so's I don't wake Wayne up .

[zazen999]

Sorry 'bout that. I had my head in a huge pair of bosoms.

I was having a cheap haircut at the local college and the tutor kept coming over and making adjustments.....hence the huge bosoms.

I need a cup of tea...

[Brengirl]

How's yer doing Wayne

[binley100]

just tea.................? After that You sure you don't need something a bit stronger. Did she ask where you were going on holiday this year.

[bobleponge]

Sorry 'bout that. I had my head in a huge pair of bosoms.

I was having a cheap haircut at the local college and the tutor kept coming over and making adjustments.....hence the huge bosoms.

I need a cup of tea...

Er ... can anyone go and have a haircut there?? Just for research purposes you understand.

[rustylady]

Report him to your local store, and ask if they will pay for someone to come and repair the grass. Also try reporting to your local council. I thought parking on verges used to be illegal.

[binley100]

When I got back from walking the dog OH had come in from work and had gone out to take piccies. The girls have just bought him a pocket video camera for his birthday and it was on the side so I grabbed that and filmed them. He phoned up the local store and tbh I don't think they're bothered we just got told "I'll pass it on "

[zazen999]

Er ... can anyone go and have a haircut there?? Just for research purposes you understand.

Well, Mr Z won't be [allowed to be] going there in a hurry, I can assure you...

It's a teaching salon so it took 2 hours whereas my usual [but 4 times as expensive] hairdresser takes 45 mins....

Bosoms; I always seem to get them when having my hair cut. It's having a fringe that does it.

[zazen999]

Binley, you know best.

You need to complain in writing and get a quote for making good. I can supply you one if you like

[Glutton4...]

just tea.................? After that You sure you don't need something a bit stronger. Did she ask where you were going on holiday this year.

She doesn't know does she - she couldn't hear a thing!

[bobleponge]

Bosoms; I always seem to get them when having my hair cut. It's having a fringe that does it.

*sticks front of head in grow bag*

[Nicos]

*sticks front of head in grow bag*

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