Never, ever, EVER go into Wilkos and then down the gardening aisles, when:
you're on the bus because it's cheaper than taking the car the 6 miles into town;
you've got a heavy bag full of shopping in one hand and a wriggling 3 yr old in full 'seek and destroy' mode holding (in theory, if she's being good and not trying to get to the sweets ) the other;
you're desperate to get the next lot of seeds on the go but you're out of seed compost and you can't get to the garden centre until the weekend, when you'll be able to use the big blue pick-up truck that OH likes to think is his sole property and which can carry ALL the compost (seed or multi) that you need;
Because then:
you wouldn't have seen the Wilkos seed compost for next to no money, sitting on the shelf BEGGING, in fact PLEADING with you to buy it and take it home and put it to good use;
you're need for a fix of sowing yet more seeds, to then stare at through the propogator 30 minutes after sowing, looking for signs of life, wouldn't then have a chance to over ride common sense; and
you wouldn't then find yourself struggling onto aforementioned bus, with heavy shopping bag, tired and grumpy 3yr old and large bag of seed compost .
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you're on the bus because it's cheaper than taking the car the 6 miles into town;
you've got a heavy bag full of shopping in one hand and a wriggling 3 yr old in full 'seek and destroy' mode holding (in theory, if she's being good and not trying to get to the sweets ) the other;
you're desperate to get the next lot of seeds on the go but you're out of seed compost and you can't get to the garden centre until the weekend, when you'll be able to use the big blue pick-up truck that OH likes to think is his sole property and which can carry ALL the compost (seed or multi) that you need;
Because then:
you wouldn't have seen the Wilkos seed compost for next to no money, sitting on the shelf BEGGING, in fact PLEADING with you to buy it and take it home and put it to good use;
you're need for a fix of sowing yet more seeds, to then stare at through the propogator 30 minutes after sowing, looking for signs of life, wouldn't then have a chance to over ride common sense; and
you wouldn't then find yourself struggling onto aforementioned bus, with heavy shopping bag, tired and grumpy 3yr old and large bag of seed compost .
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