On the e-noticeboard at work

[Jeanied]

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For sale
Item: Free to right lady
Summary: 49 year old male
some hair and a few teeth
Item details: 49 year old male
quirky personality in need of tlc
Free to the right lady
Item cost: £0.00 Ad expires: Mon 15 Mar 10, 13:48
Condition: N/A Ad placed on: Mon 8 Mar 10, 13:48
Advertiser: Steve Ad time left: 5 days, 22 hours
Contact details
Contact name: Steve Home phone: -
Work phone: - Mobile phone: -
Email address: xxxxx yyyyy
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[binley100]

hmmm what's he like at housework that's what I'd like to know.

[bobleponge]

Didnt realise you got my ads as well Jeanie?

[binley100]

So what you like at housework then Bob

[bobleponge]

Pffff, rubbish!!

[binley100]

So am I . That'd never work

[Jeanied]

Sigh, - bit on the young side for me!

[binley100]

Aw Jeanied gowan....nowt wrong with a younger model

[Nicos]

Sigh, - bit on the young side for me!

I bet you'd be a dab hand with his homework!!!

oh ...49???? phwarr...nothing wrong with that lass!!

[Jeanied]

* Finger hovers on the 'ask a question' button.

[Seahorse]

Jeanie... g'wan, g'wan, g'wan

[binley100]

G'wan dares ya.........

[Jeanied]

Who's gwan then? This guy's name is Steve!

[Brengirl]

pmsl.... Make sure Jeanied it's on a sale or return basis. "Not fit for purpose" clause comes into mind.

[Glutton4...]

Jeanie! Behave!



Oh, alright, g'wan then, but remember to warn him that the wheezing is bronchitis, not passion LOL!