What does Wikipedia say?..

[HeyWayne]

We get quite a write-up. Colchester is said to be the oldest town in Britain, and the source of three nursery rhymes (Old King Cole, Humpty Dumpty and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star). Also the target of a nuclear attack in 1984. That's the book 1984, not the year.

Quite an artistic alumni, including John Constable, half of Blur, Jay Kay from Jamiroquai and, er, Margaret Thatcher.

You were doing so well...

[bobleponge]

You were doing so well...

He really was. Paul why did you have to mention Jay Kay??