Am I blind, stupid or just a bloke?

[binley100]

The first night that me and the OH went out I threw my drink down him . Two weeks later he moved in , a year and a half later we got married.

[Buleste]

I once turned up at MrH's flat in a coat, His opening phrase was I got a great new computer game today

Someone remind me why I married him?

Thank god I'm not the only bloke with his priorities straight/scewed (depends which side you see it from).

Still the one thing you can say about blokes like us. It's very easy to stop us straying, all you have to do is buy us a computer game/PCB/Landrover book/something similar (delete as applicable).

[Seahorse]

Blame it on the language barrier Bob (no, not the one between the French and the English, the one between men and women!).

I think it's quite common though. It took a good spanking with a piece of 4 x 2 to get me to realise my new chap has loved me for years

[Pumpkin Becki]

What type of PCB would it be and would there be soldering involved?

There's always soldering involved! He's not fussy, through-hole, surface mount, its all fascinating to him (bless him).

Same here PB just insert the words Land Rover in place of Printed Circuit Board!

I once turned up at MrH's flat in a coat, His opening phrase was I got a great new computer game today

Someone remind me why I married him?

We shall have to form a support group, ladies!

[zazen999]

Blame it on the language barrier Bob (no, not the one between the French and the English, the one between men and women!).

I think it's quite common though. It took a good spanking with a piece of 4 x 2 to get me to realise my new chap has loved me for years

Aw. How sweet.

You see, I said didn't I???

So, do I need to get [another] hat?????

[Hans Mum]

Reminds me of a story told to me a friend. She had put on the 'special' frillies, along with a nice pair of high heels... and all her hubby said was 'what the bloody hell you wearing shoes with that for??'

a friend of mine dressed very similarly to your friend by all accounts, strutted in front of the TV whilst a big footie match was on, her DH put her in the porch they're still happily married

[PAULW]

A mate of mine was invited by a young french lady to pop round for a chat one evening, a bottle of wine and a pleasant chat was had, then about 11 o clock she leant towards him and said "we go to bed now" he looked at his watch and thanked her for the evening and left assuming she had to get up early , it wasn't till her saw her in the hall next day scowling at him that he realised what she had meant.

[Hilary B]

There IS a language barrier. Both genders supplement their conversation with body language, and it is rare for men to comprehend the supplements used by women. On the other hand, while more women understand the male body-language, most of us can't comprehend the relevance of it!

[mogs]

Do you want me to turn the heating down - Classic - still giggling!

Way to go Bobleponge!!

[HayleyB]

Well Mr Sponge Pants what's the latest?????????????

[Jeanied]

That'll depend on the rugby score methinks!

[bobleponge]

The latest is that I have a hangover that would kill 15 normal men, I have returned to the Land of the Rising Frog and Mme Pastis is currently preparing me something to eat, which is nice.
Apologies to all those I phoned yesterday, it seemed a good idea at the time, but not sure JUST how large my phone bill is going to be this month.

[piskieinboots]

You MSN'd me and when I said 'hi' you b**gered orf

I hope the food sorts the hangover out, you have my sympathies

[taff]

The latest is that I have a hangover that would kill 15 normal men, I have returned to the Land of the Rising Frog and Mme Pastis is currently preparing me something to eat, which is nice.
Apologies to all those I phoned yesterday, it seemed a good idea at the time, but not sure JUST how large my phone bill is going to be this month.

Glad to see when you do something you do it properly.
And I have to ask, did you do a lot of drunken I love you-ing to the people you phoned?

[HayleyB]

Sounds like boble is fun when he's sozzed