Am I blind, stupid or just a bloke?

[Buleste]

The latest is that I have a hangover that would kill 15 normal men, I have returned to the Land of the Rising Frog and Mme Pastis is currently preparing me something to eat, which is nice.
Apologies to all those I phoned yesterday, it seemed a good idea at the time, but not sure JUST how large my phone bill is going to be this month.

God I love those kind of nights. Thanks to today's modern forms of communication you can p**s off so many more people when you are drunk by texting and typing complete and utter rubbish.

Things must have gone well if she's cooking for you. Well done and may you never have to misread a woman's signals for the rest of your life.

[lizzylemon]

........Apologies to all those I phoned yesterday, it seemed a good idea at the time, but not sure JUST how large my phone bill is going to be this month.

Ooooooooo I've done that. My mate lives in Australia and I ALWAYS thought it was a good idea to call her when I got back from the pub sans J.D. on the rocks thinking. Massssssshive (£250) phone bill stopped that idea eventually

However, in my personal history of silly phone calls & txts, the best one is a phone call to my BF at the time; my drunken rambling takes up a whole side of a answer machine tape, and apparently I stop (re passout) and then wake up and carry on rambling

Thank god, phone camera, FB and other social sites didn't exist in my day.

[Caro]

The latest is that I have a hangover that would kill 15 normal men, I have returned to the Land of the Rising Frog and Mme Pastis is currently preparing me something to eat, which is nice.
Apologies to all those I phoned yesterday, it seemed a good idea at the time, but not sure JUST how large my phone bill is going to be this month.

Ah, that well known syndrome: "Drink & Dial"

Hope you're having great fun, Bob.

[bobleponge]

Think this one is over before its really started.
She told me to have a nap while she made me something to eat, which I did.
Got up, to find she had lovingly prepared me .......




EEL???

Que est ce que le ....

Buerk!!!

[Patchninja]

Run, run for your life

[Nicos]

And I have to ask, did you do a lot of drunken I love you-ing to the people you phoned?

Well...at least he didn't tell my OH he loved him!!!!


And boble.....she's trying to please you by cooking something spesh....you just need to guide her to something a little less unusual!

Gad you had a fun time.

[pigletwillie]

Actually Bob, eel is not bad tucker, its not quite as English as stew and dumplings but still a tasty dish.

[Glutton4...]

Eel!!!? Yeeeeuch.


Actually, Spongey, it's not the meal we're interested in!!!!

[Caro]

Isn't eel an aphorodisiac???

Maybe she's trying to keep your strength up

[tiachica]

Think this one is over before its really started.
She told me to have a nap while she made me something to eat, which I did.
Got up, to find she had lovingly prepared me .......




EEL???

Que est ce que le ....

Buerk!!!

Oh! I'll have the eel? How did she repare it?

Mmh! yum!

[Jeanied]

My OH used to love smoked eel - he'd eat a whole one!

[lizzylemon]

....its not quite as English as stew and dumplings ....

Cor blimey gov don't say that near any Cockney Sparras from The East End - you'll get a 3 hour history lesson on Jellied Eels.

Love eels - they're very tasty. And I even like Elvers which are baby eels - a traditional French dish. Looks like spaghetti, with heads!!! LOL

[Nicos]

Oh Lizzie- you've just reminded me of a trip to a Pie Shop my brother took me to in London- cor it was fantastic sitting there on benches with the plate piled high with pie, mash and gravy!
OH had a side portion of jellied eels!( bit too boney for me to be honest!)

[Glutton4...]

*puuuuuuukes! *

C'mon Spongey - we wanna know...

Did ya?

[Nicos]

Did ya?

Of course he had a few drinkies..that's what rugby matches are all about!!!

( have you remembered who won yet boble????)