Am I blind, stupid or just a bloke?

[Jeanied]

( have you remembered who won yet boble????)

Shhhh - don't tell him, the Navy won this year - unless you count the women's team or the vintage team - the army teams beat the navy teams.

[bobleponge]

Did ya?

If you mean did I eat eel, well, as Mme Pastis had been so kind as to prepare them as I tried to sleep off the after effects, I did try. Its the first time I've ever eaten it, and in all honesty if I hadnt felt quite so bad I would have probably managed to not sprint to the loo and throw up

If you mean did I have some grown up refreshments at Twickers, quite clearly yes.

What with you being a laydee and all, I cant think of any other details you could be enquiring about.

And yes, for the first time in 7 years I think, the sailor boys won, not that I have ever actually watched the match.

[Glutton4...]

...What with you being a laydee and all, I cant think of any other details you could be enquiring about...

Female, Spongey, yes. Lady!!!? Well, erm...

I appreciate you're a little shy, this being a public forum an' all. But we wanna know!

[Nicos]

G4- if she doesn't keep serving up eels, I'll be meeting the very same Mme Pastis next week!
so.....I'll put on my Miss Marple hat and take a guess!

[Glutton4...]

Thanks supersleuth!

[bobleponge]

'tis with a sense of horror that I have realised you may possibly have been asking as to the status of our nocturnal gymnastics!!!!
As I am a gent, such things remain unsaid.

[Patchninja]

Nicos, can we have pics too, please?

[Nicos]

Nicos, can we have pics too, please?

Phew boble!!!...tis a good job I've no idea how to reduce my picture size so I can post on here isn't it???

....(yet!)

[Glutton4...]

'tis with a sense of horror that I have realised you may possibly have been asking as to the status of our nocturnal gymnastics!!!!
As I am a gent, such things remain unsaid.

So that's a 'Yes' then!!!?

[lizzylemon]

....status of our nocturnal gymnastics!!!!
......

Hmm I think you might be onto something G4 (as well as Mr B it seems ahem)

Note I've highlighted with bold formatting the vital give away word of the sentence which in lesser, more smutty minds (yes mine too) would suggest there was activity of some sort, just in case it wasn't totally obvious
The word I mean!!!!!

[Glutton4...]

I'm in total agreement Lizzy!

Trouble is, it's not considered Lady-like to be too forward, but they'd much rather we just said 'Hey, fancy a (insert word of choice)?'

[Brengirl]

Obviously things have changed a bit from 'my days'. Girls didn't dance with girls or boys with boys. We sat demurely as 'wallflowers' awaiting the honour of a dance partner. wot a load of cobblers!! and think of all the wasted time.
Most men --what are they like? They peer at girlie magazines and drool but when they get the real thing with eyes that promise they talk about football.

[Brengirl]

p.s I really must get the hang of the font sizing ...

[bobleponge]

I'm in total agreement Lizzy!

Trouble is, it's not considered Lady-like to be too forward, but they'd much rather we just said 'Hey, fancy a (insert word of choice)?'

Coffee? Sandwich?

[Pumpkin Becki]

Ah Bob, you're very discreet.
Ladies, I think we have a Gentleman in our midst. Remember those?