Emergency Food - need Help !

[zazen999]

The collapse of capitalism, conspiracy theories, Monty Python and the X Files..............Seeeemples

Aah......





Run away............

[ginger ninger]

Was this ever actually meant to be a sensible thread?

Nar...It's much more fun to be daft

[binley100]

As for place im in West Midlands.

[taff]

2 good water filter systems.

where's the water coming from?

[zazen999]

If Bear Grylls is to be believed, there's a whole world out there of things to eat, except it seems that in order to eat it you have to do that horrible, open mouthed, crunchy munchy lip smacky chewing noises whilst putting on the worst face ever, rather than doing what any normal human being would do - hold your nose, chuck it in, chew it if you really have to and swallow it as quickly as possible!

Get learning BG-esque skills like flinging yourself in a lake with a handmade spear to catch fish and using a snake skin to recycle your own 'liquid waste' for when the water reserves get contaminated....bleh, what a horrid notion!

If you don't mind; I'll just wait until the world ends before I attend THAT training course. I'm a bit picky me.....

[FionaH]

If you don't mind; I'll just wait until the world ends before I attend THAT training course. I'm a bit picky me.....

Personally i wouldn't be THAT picky if it involved Bear Grylls

[zazen999]

Personally i wouldn't be THAT picky if it involved Bear Grylls

Buerk.

*wheres the bucket.

[smallfrog]

I am sure T****s wil still be open, except for Xmas day anyway.

(hiding in the corner)

the end of the world is nigh, but every little helps.

[womble]

Personally i wouldn't be THAT picky if it involved Bear Grylls

I prefer Ray Mears, he's so lovely and cuddly

[di]

Could we ask Hugh to join us too.

[Glutton4...]

Reading back, the thing that strikes me about the Grapes that posted is this;

When/if the end of the world does happen, during our lifetime, will the Grapes be diligently tending their crops? No, they will all be cracking jokes and bonking their happy little selves silly!

And I thought we were all serious Veg. growers!

[HeyWayne]

Buerk.

*wheres the bucket.

Bear has it. He used it to catch the camel entrails he's cooking us for tea.

[binley100]

Reading back, the thing that strikes me about the Grapes that posted is this;

When/if the end of the world does happen, during our lifetime, will the Grapes be diligently tending their crops? No, they will all be cracking jokes and bonking their happy little selves silly!

And I thought we were all serious Veg. growers!

But that's the British spirit .....no point in walking round with your bottom lip dragging on the floor.

[binley100]

Bear has it. He used it to catch the camel entrails he's cooking us for tea.

Yummy ......can he post the recipe please

[smallfrog]

I'm ready for it when it comes.
Been hording soup since the 80's, have a underground bunker (cellar). With a big fierce dog standing guard (when shes not asleep) Plus god knows how much home brew.

Must change location don't want any Tom, Dick or Harry turning up. :O)

If your friends with Bear you will always be welcome.