Femail chest (not breast) area show sign of ageing more than male

[Buleste]

I agree with Buleste...Gravity...I take my bra off and all the wrinkles disappear from my face , but how does a man of 37 know so much about the female boob's???

I said no questions!!!!!!!!!!

Actually it's because my head thinks clearer after a bottle of wine so I tried to think about the problem, then after I got my mind away from Jeff in Coupling (gusset!), the answer seemed about right. Unfortunately as more wine has passed my lips my mind has gone back to being Jeff again.

Maybe someone could come up with an invention so that when gravity takes hold of the breasts rather than dragging down the lower half of the face (as Ginger Ninger implied) the pressure could be moved to the forehead and give a cheap facelift.

[ginger ninger]

Maybe someone could come up with an invention so that when gravity takes hold of the breasts rather than dragging down the lower half of the face (as Ginger Ninger implied) the pressure could be moved to the forehead and give a cheap facelift.

Noooooo, I'd look like a demented rabbit with silly ear's or a bad fitting pair of ear muffs

[Nicos]

Maybe someone could come up with an invention so that when gravity takes hold of the breasts rather than dragging down the lower half of the face (as Ginger Ninger implied) the pressure could be moved to the forehead and give a cheap facelift.

Tis called a high pony tail!!!!

[Buleste]

Right I am never ever, ever, ever going out with a woman with a topknot!!!!

[binley100]

Tis called a high pony tail!!!!

In coventry that's known as the Wood End facelift

[Nicos]

Any tighter and you'd see her knee caps peeping above her neck line!!!

[Buleste]

Any tighter and you'd see her knee caps peeping above her neck line!!!

Meow!!!!!

[Nicos]

Bet she's got a lovely pair of knee caps!!!

[ginger ninger]

Any tighter and you'd see her knee caps peeping above her neck line!!!

If that had been a man, he'd have had one funny looking tie

[Nicos]

Here are some temporary alternatives!!!!

[Two_Sheds]

the skin on your decolletage is thinner and has less collagen than your face, so will tend to look wrinklier.
Have a gander at this fix (how daft?)

[pigletwillie]

Another thing...when ya sunbath topless they disappear down each side of ya...one in each armpit

Mine stay where there supposed too

[Snadger]

I used to be proud of my manly chest. Now if I wear a low cut tee shirt it looks like I've got an albino hedgehog stuck down my shirt!

[Buleste]

I used to be proud of my manly chest. Now if I wear a low cut tee shirt it looks like I've got an albino hedgehog stuck down my shirt!

I feel sorry for the wife!!

[Snadger]

I feel sorry for the wife!!

So do I,.........for putting up with me!