If you knew the people I worked with ....

[bobleponge]

You would all find this as funny as me.
Just received an email from the Fatherland, explaining certain issues with various proformae that I have to produce.

The explanatory note for the following made me smile:


"Background:
We have a five days week, from Saturday to Wednesday. Payments for Vacations and Thickness is only due for these days."

[Patchninja]

What's so funny? I suffer from thickness

[OllieMartin]

Hold on..you can get paid for thickness!? I should be loaded!

[Helgalush]

Brilliant!

[Jeanied]

Thurely it is thelf exthplanatory?

[binley100]

you can hear it now.........

...in thickness and in elf ...

[Mick O]

so.......The thicker the better

[jacob marley]

Puts a new meaning to never mind the quality feel the width.jacob

[northepaul]

Wow can I join the company I would get a full bonus then?

[bobleponge]

Its only after reading that email that I realised why I got the job!

I am smiling inside this morning at the obvious disappointment of the majority of my work colleagues this morning after a certain footy match last night.
Tee hee!!