Life - sometimes, it's quite literally, well, literal.

[HeyWayne]

Put my watch on this morning. Battery was dead.

Put another watch on, the strap was broken.

Put another watch on - worked fine.

Quite literally, third time lucky!

p.s. This did happen. Literally.

[jacob marley]

Some part of life seems to have passed me by i do not own a watch boo hoo no need to no point in worrying about time it only gives you ulcers...jacob

[piskieinboots]

I'm also a non-wearer

Snowdrop has several, don't understand I don't - why!

[HeyWayne]

Some part of life seems to have passed me by i do not own a watch boo hoo no need to no point in worrying about time it only gives you ulcers...jacob

I've owned watches for many a year, and never had an ulcer!

You do know they go on your wrist jacob?

[HeyWayne]

I'm also a non-wearer

Snowdrop has several, don't understand I don't - why!

Might have something to do with him being in 'the forces'...

It's a good idea they are on time.

[piskieinboots]

They could always start without him

[HeyWayne]

They could always start without him

How would they know when to start?

[piskieinboots]

The sun would be over the yard arm

[HeyWayne]

The sun would be over the yard arm

Providing the sun were out of course.

[zebedee]

Providing the sun were out of course.

If the sun woz out, it'd be dark!

[HeyWayne]

If the sun woz out, it'd be dark!

Or gay......

[piskieinboots]

Is the sun a boy or a girl?

[Nicos]

So long as it doesn't start raining cats and dogs!

[piskieinboots]

I wish that girl with the fat then thin belly would clear off!!

[Nicos]

Oh..er..you seem to have scared her off!