Pick me a job

[bobleponge]

Could do my job big fella, get to travel the world, see loads of stuff both good and bad, get a reasonable salary, only work half the year, generally in warmer climes too.

Just a bit rubbish when you get shot at.

[piskieinboots]

Just a bit rubbish when you get shot at.

liteweight

[bobleponge]

When they've already got you twice it becomes tedious I can assure you!

[HeyWayne]

So I'm guessing you don't want my patio-digging manager's job

You never said nowt about manager!

Could do my job big fella, get to travel the world, see loads of stuff both good and bad, get a reasonable salary, only work half the year, generally in warmer climes too.

Just a bit rubbish when you get shot at.

And I'd get to wear 3/4 most of the time? Where do I sign?

[piskieinboots]

You never said nowt about manager

You just got promo

[HeyWayne]

You just got promo

Whoop whoop! How long's the contract?

[Seahorse]

You could be my personal shopper, so I no longer have to stand near high shelves looking pathetic until someone big comes along

On a more serious note, you come over as a 'people person' who is perhaps especially good with kids. Have you considered teaching?

[piskieinboots]

Whoop whoop! How long's the contract?

Til you finish or Snowdrop gets back, which ever comes first However, for a bonus, you have to let him think I did it
*taps nose

[piskieinboots]

... good with kids. Have you considered teaching?

ooooh cruel naughty Seahorse
*see children all going to Doctors with sore necks

[Jeanied]

Seahorse, great minds and all that - I think Wayne would be brilliant. And the taller you are, the higher you get promoted: fact.

[Seahorse]

ooooh cruel naughty Seahorse
*see children all going to Doctors with sore necks

Well, it'd keep 'em off the streets

[seasprout]

a fighter pilot!!!
a party organiser?

Or a Fighter organiser
or a Party Pilot.

No..?

[its hilly]

Hamper maker for Harrods
Maypole
Ask GYO for a job

[Nicos]

Are we talking about a 'summer job'???...how about working in a garden centre- and then you can stock up with discounded stuff ready for next year!!!

...oh yes- and you get to put up the Xmas ( oops I nearly said the 'C' word) decorations...they'll need someone tall to reach the top of the trees

[bubblewrap]

Hamper maker for Harrods
Maypole
Ask GYO for a job

Or a nit picker!