I mean "put it somewhere, then couldn't find it again"
1) my new drawers. Perfect for ...
2) putting new guinea pigs in
turn round to fill jars with pickled courgettes.
3) Look in drawer: no guineas
Mild panic, because they are so tiny they can squeeze under the heavy sofa. I imagine chewed cables, fried pets, poops everywhere, pigs nesting in the sofa stuffing...
Tear the ground floor apart looking for them: under fridge/freezer/sofa, behind telly & stereo, in washing basket.
Phone Mother for advice, then I pull the drawer completely out several times, then put my hand in the TOP of the cavity and ...
4) perfect hiding place
1) my new drawers. Perfect for ...
2) putting new guinea pigs in
turn round to fill jars with pickled courgettes.
3) Look in drawer: no guineas
Mild panic, because they are so tiny they can squeeze under the heavy sofa. I imagine chewed cables, fried pets, poops everywhere, pigs nesting in the sofa stuffing...

Tear the ground floor apart looking for them: under fridge/freezer/sofa, behind telly & stereo, in washing basket.
Phone Mother for advice, then I pull the drawer completely out several times, then put my hand in the TOP of the cavity and ...
4) perfect hiding place
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