The worst feeling in the world...

[lettucegrow!]

...has got to be putting your bare feet into your Crocs (left outside overnight) and making contact with one of those 'orrible big orange slugs That was not a good start to the day

[danmon_81]

i see you slug and raise you 'stepping on a plug bare footed'!!!!!

[Bren In Pots]

Both of them sound yuck

[piskieinboots]

i see you slug and raise you 'stepping on a plug bare footed'!!!!!

ditto that - squashed up in between two toes

[DarkCrow]

I raise your slug and your plug!

stepping on a rusty nail covered in raw sewage (a few years back when i was workin for a construction firm)

Mind you i did jump outta cupboredonce barefoot onto a plug so i simpathize

[lettucegrow!]

i see you slug and raise you 'stepping on a plug bare footed'!!!!!

Oooooh! You've done me, fold

[Hilary B]

Hairbrushes, while not quite as bad, can still be nasty.

[Bren In Pots]

What about Lego I know its not smiley but it doesn't half hurt.

[Jeanied]

Hmm - well we used to leave the wellies outside the back door - and if the lights were on outside, at certain times of the year the toads would pop along attracted by the light.
Tipped over wellie - dark place, toad thinks 'nice' - foot discovers it later!

[Two_Sheds]

I have a 1cm, fairly open cut on my thumb (chutney injury). While sewing, I got a row of velcro spikes in the cut

[Two_Sheds]

But I can top myself: another chutney injury ... I chopped chillies bare-handed. Next word is "mooncup". Fill in the gaps yerselves

[DarkCrow]

But I can top myself: another chutney injury ... I chopped chillies bare-handed. Next word is "mooncup". Fill in the gaps yerselves

Bluuuurrggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Two_Sheds]

max respect DC, you know what it is

[lettucegrow!]

Aaaaahgg******! I don't want to think about that one thankyou!

[Two_Sheds]

...has got to be putting your bare feet into ...one of those 'orrible big orange slugs

some (seriously weird) people would pay good money to watch/do that (paraphilia: no you don't wanna Google it)