The worst feeling in the world...

[Glutton4...]

But I can top myself: another chutney injury ... I chopped chillies bare-handed. Next word is "mooncup". Fill in the gaps yerselves

G&T all over TWO Pootas! Yes, I relayed the storey to Mr. G, and he did the same! LOL

Sorry, Hon!

[Glutton4...]

some (seriously weird) people would pay good money to watch/do that (paraphilia: no you don't wanna Google it)

OK, admit it - how many other people just had to 'Google' it!!!?

[Florence Fennel]

Nah, we had lessons in it a while ago in the Chat Thread. Ouch TS!

[Florence Fennel]

Actually, I think it might have been a thread on it's own, therefore no need to google, take the advice of TS wise words and use the Excellent Search Thread!

[Jeanied]

Hmmm - I seem to remember a Deep Heat incident with an over enthusiastic suitor once...
Needless to say the bathroom sink was used extensively for quite a long time.

[lettucegrow!]

And this all started so innocently..... just sharing my unwelcome meeting with a slug! I thought for a moment that paraphilia meant paticular interest in slugs-there can't be people THAT weird out there, can there?

(Please don't make this a confessional thread- I really don't want to know what you all get up to)

[zazen999]

*ahem.

People!

[lettucegrow!]

Sorry!

[janeyo]

I captured some snails a while back for the chooks brekkie, they got out and camped in my wellies - that was gross as I hadn't actually realised they were in there...

[taff]

I stood on a slug once in socks [thats me in socks not the slug]. I really hated the way you could feel its skin getting tighter and tighter until it just popped, it was like a slow-mo car crash
I didn't eat sausages for months....

[taff]

and mooncup+ chillies.....ew ouch ewwww!! and some more ouch!!!

[Nicos]

anyone else trodden in cat vomit with bare feet????

[Glutton4...]

anyone else trodden in cat vomit with bare feet????

Nope! But I did tread on Wabbits eyeballs, that the cat had decided not to eat, along with the ears. Luckily, I had boots on.

[matthew2riches]

anyone else trodden in cat vomit with bare feet????

A stack of dog crap on the kitchen floor at night from our pup

[Patchninja]

But I can top myself: another chutney injury ... I chopped chillies bare-handed. Next word is "mooncup". Fill in the gaps yerselves

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