If this doesn't make you wince ....

[lizzylemon]

(condoms aren't the whole answer to such situations, some just don't get on with them, for various reasons)

I see your point but in this instance, a sock on the end of it would have allowed some talking space for an extremely important discussion instead of being socked between his legs after the event.

[maytreefrannie]

Apparently, without him even seeing it, it came so fast, she kicked him right in the spuds!!!

They are no longer together.

um..the couple or the things she kicked?

I award you the trophy for Best Comment of this thread, Taff - and that's in between loads of great comments!

[chris]

I just "lol"'d, litearlly. People looking at me in the office...

*ducks down behind his partition*

[bubblewrap]

I was once asked if I smoked after sex.
I replied don't know I've never looked.