If this doesn't make you wince ....

[bobleponge]

I don't ever want to meet you in a dark alley 'cos you must be nails.

This was told to a group of about a dozen people round a table the other night, male and female, and we all winced. I have met the bloke, although he didnt tell me himself the following events.

A couple had been together for a fair few years, she was desparate for kids, he didn't want any. Things were in imminent danger of coming to a head, apparently he was very concerned she would stop taking the pill, so he went and had the snip.
Came home that evening, stood in the kitchen with a coffee and told his OH the news.
Apparently, without him even seeing it, it came so fast, she kicked him right in the spuds!!!

They are no longer together.

[lynda66]

my first boyfriend never wanted kids, his wife did, so after 2 girls and twin boys he decided that was enough, she wanted more, he went and had the snip against her wishes .... a few weeks later, she found out she was pregnant ..... with twins lol

never did work out why people don't discuss the subject of kids .... before they get round to getting married

[Nicos]

Good for her!

Clearly their marriage was over before he had the op....silly man should have known her reaction- and just left her if they couldn't sort it out.
Why go through all that- surely he'd have forseen the reaction.

Nope - no sympathy- hope she had a perfect aim!

...hard...moi???

[Jeanied]

Quite right too - hope she soon found someone else with a bit more of a marriage in mind.

[taff]

Apparently, without him even seeing it, it came so fast, she kicked him right in the spuds!!!

They are no longer together.

um..the couple or the things she kicked?

[binley100]

Good for her!
Clearly their marriage was over before he had the op....silly man should have known her reaction- and just left her if they couldn't sort it out.
Why go through all that- surely he'd have forseen the reaction.

Nope - no sympathy- hope she had a perfect aim!

...hard...moi???

Seconded........

[SarzWix]

Good for her. Hopefully she followed it up with her boot up his arris, closely followed by his suitcases! What a d***h**d!

[Nicos]

- hope she soon found someone else with a bit more of a marriage in mind.

...hope HE finds the gal of his dreams and then regrets his decision

[lizzylemon]

.... very concerned she would stop taking the pill, so he went and had the snip.........

Thus going to prove it was a job well done as he's effectively stopped his genes from re-entering the pool.

All he had to do was use a condom but was apparently far too thick to think of something so simple.

[Glutton4...]

...never did work out why people don't discuss the subject of kids .... before they get round to getting married

Yup - with ya there!

As far as I'm concerned, they're both equally to blame!

[Nicos]

Thus going to prove it was a job well done as he's effectively stopped his genes from re-entering the pool.

te he..my thoughts exactly

[zazen999]

Sorry, what was the problem with that story?

[Nicos]

Sorry, what was the problem with that story?

You've clearly not got dingly danglies


apart from that....well

[lizzylemon]

sorry, what was the problem with that story?

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[janeyo]

Nope didn't make me wince, but then you already know I am nails Bob lol.

I divorced my hubby when he changed his mind about having children, (luckily before we had any) he was kicked out the door quicker than you can say ' divorce papers, where do I sign?'
LOL