What might have been ..

[bobleponge]

Had just got into work this morning when the prettiest lady in the building came running into my office.

"Bob, Bob, please come quickly. I've never needed anyone as much as I need you right now."

Faced with such an appeal, I sprinted from my office into hers and expectantly closed the door behind me.

"No, no, open it" followed by several loud shrieks and pointing and gesticulating.

Pffft. The security manager had been summonsed to remove a rather large spider from her office.

[Florence Fennel]

Still makes you her knight in shining armour Bob!

[janeyo]

Nothing like rescuing a damsel in distress Good job you weren't scared of them too!

I am terrified of them. Have even been known to hoover out the greenhouse.
I am currently getting OH to sellotape all the holes in the floorboards down as I am convinced they are coming up the gaps. (Not ready for the new carpets yet).

[SarzWix]

*tut tut... Isn't one lady enough?!

[BrokenOphelia]

Indeedy you really are a knight in shining armour. I know I am very apreciative of anyone who rescues me from a spider!

[Patchninja]

You're just an old babe magnet, Bob!

[FionaH]

Trouble with knights is the armour goes rusty and the horse goes lame! Best stick to being a super hero mate

[Brengirl]

Unbelievable!! Always after the main chance........

[bobleponge]

In defence, whilst she is most definitely the prettiest lady in the office, she is also less than half my age, intelligent and not in the slightest bit interested in me except to remove spiders from her room.

Fifi, my armour went rusty years ago, and my horse was called Shergar.