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  • email virus that sends crank emails to everyone in your contacts list advertising viagra looking like it is coming from you!!!!!!!!


    arghhh i need to find some security software!!
    May the road rise to meet you,
    May the wind be always at your back,
    May the sun shine warm upon your face,
    The rains fall soft upon your fields and,
    Until we meet again, May God hold you in the palm of His hand
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    • Delivery companies that don't read instructions about leaving things in a safe place cos you're not there to sign for it.

      Delivery companies that then take said item away to their depot, which is only open Mon-Fri, 9-5 and is a 2 hour drive away; so you can't pick the item up yourself, and have to attempt a re-delivery, knowing that you'll not be in to sign for the item again....

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      • Dishwasher repair man (boy!) who spends five minutes poking buttons, declares it doesn't work! I bladdy know that, that's why you were sent here, idiot! He then says he'll talk to his boss and ring back!

        It's my Folks' machine (they're away) and it has gone wrong four times in the last two months. They'll be fuming when they get back!
        Last edited by Glutton4...; 15-11-2010, 12:51 PM.
        All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
        Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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        • What's up with people today?
          1. nearly hit by car, then he beeps ME !
          2. asked what the eff I was looking at by 2 runty teenage mums (my bike actually love)
          3. held door open for woman, who breezed through without a thank you
          4. I did it for another woman, who breezed through without a thank you

          I was only out for an hour, now I need a Twirl and a Twix

          5. I went out for a burgundy 20" zip. The shop only had red 16" zips
          6. PTA meeting at 7pm, another 2 hrs out in the dark & cold
          Last edited by Two_Sheds; 15-11-2010, 04:06 PM.
          All gardeners know better than other gardeners." -- Chinese Proverb.

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          • Similar to TS.....I must be invisible on a zebra crossing or else a lot of people just don't like the look of me!
            I nearly get mown down at the same crossing nearly every night (not by the same person I hasten to add!)
            My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
            to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

            Diversify & prosper


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            • Originally posted by Two_Sheds View Post
              What's up with people today?
              ..................
              3. held door open for woman, who breezed through without a thank you
              4. I did it for another woman, who breezed through without a thank you.......................
              Maybe they thought you were a Concierge!lol
              My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
              to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

              Diversify & prosper


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              • GP who treated me like a pile of poo, wouldn't prescribed any non analgesic painkillers and couldn't wait to get rid of me grrrrr
                WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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                • Originally posted by FionaH View Post
                  GP who treated me like a pile of poo, wouldn't prescribed any non analgesic painkillers and couldn't wait to get rid of me grrrrr
                  Analgesic means painkiller!
                  perhaps you confused him

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                  • Smokers who smoke in public (advance apology to all smokers here)

                    But I HATE it when I'm walking down the road and get a breath of someones cigarette or rollie. Its disguisting and smells and makes me cough, I don't understand why smokers don't do it respectfully, i.e where other people who don't smoke have to breathe it in. If you wanna give yourself lung cancer, go ahead but do it somewhere where nonsmokers don't have to breathe it in. Gah. I had to use my inhaler twice in the last week becuase of smokers.

                    If I was PM the first thing I would do would be ban fags and rollies from the public domain. Horrible things.

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                    • Originally posted by buzzingtalk View Post
                      If I was PM the first thing I would do would be ban fags and rollies from the public domain. Horrible things.

                      I think they pretty much have done...........


                      Kids who bake cakes to take to work and hide the washing up in the dishwasher so that there is no room left for the rest of the days stuff....(it's only a small one ) Clear up after you means exactly that and includes washing up
                      S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                      a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                      You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                      • Everything's p***ing me off this week. As usual, I'm behind with coursework... I've been accused of neglecting family, the house is a tip, I haven't done any Christmas shopping and it's usually done by now, haven't made C.cakes or puddings, the house is a tip, my walking boots fell apart and the new ones are taking ages to arrive, the house is a tip... And the weather, and the political situ., are just the finishing touches really

                        I am ripe for an argument and SERIOUSLY biting my tongue not to engage with the rant at smokers up ^ there

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                        • Why do doctors give me a monthly prescription for Carbimazole but give me weekly prescriptions for propanolol. I'm a wheezy old mare and wheeze even more walking to the chemists every week. Oh and where the heck is Comet? uh? meant to be here before now.

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                          • The little mindless vandles that have destroyed my sisters polytunnel last night and thrown the contents of the allotment all over. Cost to replace £350.

                            Then the PCSO that told my sister it was civil trespass and wasn't their problem - oh he doesn't know what wasps nest he just poked! even the uneducated know its straight up Criminal Damage.

                            Followed by the head of the allotment section at the council - "BE CAREFUL IF YOU CREATE TOO MUCH ABOUT THE DAMAGE THE COUNCIL WILL JUST BULLDOZE AND GRASS IT". So much for the allotment act - the site if fully let with a waiting list!!!

                            AGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So annoyed
                            Karen

                            Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool
                            Even a journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step!

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                            • Piggin car door handle that snapped off in my hand yesterday.........well it was frozen at the time..................another £60+ blown in.
                              sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                              • Car Insurance companies ...........being honest I told them that OH got a speeding ticket , they want to put my insurance up by nearly £200 pounds cos he's a named driver.........now I've either got to take him off of find another insurer (and that's not easy with having youngest on my insurance )
                                S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                                a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                                You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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