Minor Rant Thread part 3

[zazen999]

How about 'railing against diagonal parkers in this parallel universe?'

Gosh - lots of chatting in the rant thread eh?

[binley100]

Tut tut.............

Ranting on behalf of youngest........twofaced b.....'s who tell tales out of school (so to speak) ..........

[vicky]

OMG! I'm livid, I'm going to have to go a tell my (75 year old) neighbour to stop throwing his dog poo into my garden!!!! Not 5 metres from the boy's swing etc he's chucking it over the wire fence...and loads too!!!


TS that video's brilliant, so funny! When you finally lose it and strangle him please have your camera on for that...!

And on the Essex subject, Hailtryfan I will join your army of Essex Avengers on the naughty Surrey bird (but can I bring my hair starighteners and makeup?)

[Glutton4...]

Throw it all back over, Vicky - and make sure you do it when he's watching!

[vicky]

It's all back (photographic evidence taken before tho). Trouble is, he's so deaf he won't hear what I'm saying to him...I wonder if gestures might help?

[Florence Fennel]

It's all back (photographic evidence taken before tho). Trouble is, he's so deaf he won't hear what I'm saying to him...I wonder if gestures might help?

I know we're not supposed to chat on this thread, but wouldn't you be better dropping a polite note through his letter box if he's deaf? If you don't get the desired reaction, then a less polite note?
Soz Mods, couldn't help myself.

[janeyo]

my mum can't pick the youngers up tomorrow from pre-school (I work on a wednesday) as she has the dentist. This has been arranged for ages. OH was informed a fortnight ago that he would have to work from home tomorrow in order to pick the wee man up, I told him and left a post-it on his desk ..... so how come it's MY fault he's arranged for someone to come down from Coventry for a meeting tomorrow which he now has to cancel last minute, as he claims to have no prior knowledge of aforementioned dentist etc...!!!!!

[Mikey]

Women who pay reference to man flu, as though every man suffers. I've never suffered from man flu, or in fact flu.

Please do not tar us all with that brush.

[jackie j]

The stupid idiot who was cycling the wrong way up a one way street with no lights. What if I had hit him, bet he would have blamed me.

[FionaH]

And on the Essex subject, Hailtryfan I will join your army of Essex Avengers on the naughty Surrey bird (but can I bring my hair starighteners and makeup?)

Only if I can borrow them, I look scarey without mascara!

Rant? Oh yeah, stuffed my back lifting stuff yesterday that I have been asking the blokes to shift for two weeks

Fi now hiding from the Essex Avengers

[Two_Sheds]

The stupid idiot who was cycling ...with no lights.

But you saw him, even without lights?

My rant: the male taxi driver who decided not to wait for me, travelling at 50mph, to pass but cut straight across me - I fair wet my pants I did

[jackie j]

But you saw him, even without lights?

My rant: the male taxi driver who decided not to wait for me, travelling at 50mph, to pass but cut straight across me - I fair wet my pants I did

Only just it was through town so a few lights on.

[hailtryfan]

Fi now hiding from the Essex Avengers
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Defender of the Shire from one specific, badly parked bird
(Doesn't have the same ring about it!)

Excellent. I'll call off the hounds

[binley100]

Am furious, raging in fact..........

Someones FB set to private only allowed friends can view it........ then someone who is meant to be a friend tells tales about something on there to get someone into trouble.........

Surely if it's on something set to private it can't be classed as an open forum?

[HotStuff]

If there was a smiley with steam coming out of it's ears I'd be making judicious use of it now!

Just had a call from BT saying they were going to upgrade my landline package for free. The catch? I had to agree to a 12 month contract. I said I didn't want to do that as I was considering getting rid of my BT landline.

His response to that "So you don't use the internet at all?"
Me "Yes, but what's that got to do with it?
Him "You need a landline to access the internet"
Me "Not if you've got cable with Virgin Media"
Him "But you still need a landline and modem to get the internet"

The conversation went downhill from there.

Where do they get these muppets? ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!