Dear god!

[FionaH]

Me too guilty as charged Have tried to cook loose rice but always ends up too much rice or too much water or the opposite. Mainly use chopped onions when I run out of garden onions and because my eyes stream badly and I'm just not a good chopper

What???! You mean you don't do a Nigella every night, sensuously (sp?) squeezing citrus with your boobies on show? Shame on you!

[zazen999]

Irony - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

See; thereby tripling the irony stakes....very dry

[Crundy]

What???! You mean you don't do a Nigella every night, sensuously (sp?) squeezing citrus with your boobies on show? Shame on you!

That sounds like my kind of cookery show

[Bramble_killer]

Science is always boring to stupid people.

And we wonder why people never listen to scientists.

stop talking over people and talk TO them.

[Crundy]

See; thereby tripling the irony stakes....very dry

What, a person who knows nothing about irony claiming a non-ironic conversation is ironic?

Actually, I can see Godwin's Law being invoked soon. I think I'm gonna stop there.

[Jax]

Please leave our lovely g4 alone!!! Thats uncalled for, and rude and there is no need for it. I have use boil in the bag rice AND pre chopped veg. I am a very competant cook BUT it is convenient. I always have a can of carrots and a can of pas in the cupboard as if I am running late they are great, if I am unable to get my shopping delivered it is a useful backup soI can still have veg and most importantly THEY ARE YUMMY. Boil in the bag rice means I dont have too much rice and it is the one thing I can never get rice cooked correctly. Much as I agree there is not enough awareness in children all you can do is try and spread awareness yourself to those around you. Obviously though some of us just dont have your culinary experience.

Thisis a wonderful site, probably hthe only site that has made me feel at home in a long time. Now you have the opprtunity to join in and become part of the family but ruffling feathers is not going to make you welcome!!!

[Crundy]

And we wonder why people never listen to scientists.

stop talking over people and talk TO them.

How does one talk TO a person who replies to a comment with "ZZZZZzzzzzz"?

And yes, I know they were being amusing. Apologies for not also using a smiley.

[Jeanied]

Would a couple of Rennies help, Crundy?

[Glutton4...]

Chill, Jax, Hon. And breathe!

[Bramble_killer]

I buy canned sweetcorn and frozen peas. I've just realised this.

I must now go and flagellate myself now for not shelling peas and shucking corn.

[Glutton4...]

I buy canned sweetcorn and frozen peas. I've just realised this.

I must now go and flagellate myself now for not shelling peas and shucking corn.

If you buy canned beans, you could Flageolet yourself!

[Jax]

hehe, but but but we love our g4

[zazen999]

If you buy canned beans, you could Flageolet yourself!

For stupid - you ain't half quick witted

[FionaH]

I buy canned sweetcorn and frozen peas. I've just realised this.

I must now go and flagellate myself now for not shelling peas and shucking corn.

Shocked!

You will be saying you dont raise and slaughter your own beef next! Whats the world coming to?

[selfraising]

If you buy canned beans, you could Flageolet yourself!

Now that sounds painful