How not to eat Maltesers

[piskieinboots]

....out of the cat bowl

[Nicos]

what are you like???

mind you- tis probably less messy than eating them out of a bowl of whipped cream without using your hands!!

[Jeanied]

Why, Piskie - has the cat done something to upset you?

[Glutton4...]

*Shakes head in disbelief!

[piskieinboots]

My kettle is on a work surface, the cat bowls are beneath this surface - I was putting the kettle on and opening a packet of maltesers (fun size!) and they all ended up in the cat bowls

[Glutton4...]

Yeah, we believe ya. NOT!

[Nicos]

Cor blimey...no wonder your dieting is working!!

[piskieinboots]

I had spares

[Pies]

We believe you,poor cat

[Brengirl]

Surely you ate what the cat had left......sin on you.

[SarahStrawberry]

Ha Ha! We work on the 3 second rule - if you can pick it up and eat it from wherever it landed within 3 seconds it'll be fine!!

[Snadger]

Ha Ha! We work on the 3 second rule - if you can pick it up and eat it from wherever it landed within 3 seconds it'll be fine!!

Hope you never drop them down the toilet then!

[northepaul]

What about the ones that you find under the sofa when giving it a spring clean?!?

[binley100]

You means the ones with the added fluff coating...........

[kirsty b]

The dog gets them....

the 3 second rule applies round here..or the 'if you can get it before the dog does' rule