It's not funny now!

[Jelliebabe]

I've just dropped and broken a plate...

[piskieinboots]

nothing to do with me Gov - honest

[SueA]

I have days like that too, as Sarz says sometimes it's just better to give up & sit down & read a book, just not a big heavy one you've taken out of your backpack in case you drop it on your foot!

[piskieinboots]

eeeee Sue - my books pack now weighs 14lbs

[janeyo]

what do you light your candles with then?
I don't smoke but have loads of matches

[piskieinboots]

what do you light your candles with then?

I have an electronic wand thingy - tis perfect for the job

[janeyo]

aha! Best not to break that then or you'd be adding it to your list today!

[binley100]

Everytime I've made a drink today I've missed the cup pouring the water out the kettle ......

[Florence Fennel]

Everytime I've made a drink today I've missed the cup pouring the water out the kettle ......

Could have been worse, you could have missed your mouth with the cup!

[SueA]

Piskie, I'm blaming you, well you've got to blame someone haven't you !
After I'd been on here yesterday O.H. came home, looked in kitchen cupboard, leant on the door & snapped the hinge off, I made tea & splashed tomato pasta sauce on my clean jeans, a lightbulb blew when I switched the living room light on & next door's dog pushed the fence panel over again which I'd spent half of Monday trying to fix!
Oh & I forgot, went to get those pans I'd seen advertised, spent ages wandering round store trying to find them then asked & was told they'd sold out in the colour I fancied but had them in black. Eventually found those & they weren't marked as in the sale, grabbed salesman who said there was only 15% off them not the £50 off as with the others but after fluttering my eyelashes he went to check & said we could have them at the cheaper price, so at least that went almost to plan!

[piskieinboots]

It is my burden to bear and I bear it in silence

[SueA]

I'll forgive you Piskie, not had such a bad day today!