wishful thinking

[Two_Sheds]

I am in my public library trying to post on the Grapevine, but being distracted by the muppets next to me who are cruising dating websites, and giving out comments to anyone within hearing range, ie the whole library
Out of the corner of my eye I keep seeing flashes of cleavage, leg...the photos of the girls are stunning, but the muppets are, well...the kind of guys who'd have to pay for it, do you know what I mean?
Now I've got that out of my system, I can go back to the posts

[zebedee]

Two sheds, in my experience, the ones who shout the loudest are the ones that don't get it, if u see what I mean. A lot of guys will gob off about how good they are, and what they get up to, whatever, but when it comes down to it, that's all it is, just gobbing off. All too often, on the female side, those that show it all off, while it might be nice to look at, again that's all they've got. Them that really have it (sex appeal) don't need to shout. Nigella Lawson. I rest my case.
That's it, my rant over.

[Two_Sheds]

Why do men do that? Show off and generally be repulsive? Don't they realise it makes them look stupid? (I know women do it too, worse sometimes) Do I sound like my dad yet?

[Snadger]

Why do men do that? Show off and generally be repulsive? Don't they realise it makes them look stupid? (I know women do it too, worse sometimes) Do I sound like my dad yet?

Yes Son!!

[rustylady]

Why do men do that? Show off and generally be repulsive? Don't they realise it makes them look stupid? (I know women do it too, worse sometimes) Do I sound like my dad yet?

No, you sound like your Mum

[wellie]

Sheds, face it sweetheart, you're turning into a Grumpy Old Woman, like the rest of us, and it's never 'pretty' honey, you'll just have to join the club.....
Sorry to be the bearer of such awful news....

[nick the grief]

.......... but the muppets are, well...the kind of guys who'd have to pay for it, do you know what I mean?..........

You mean Bi sexuals if they can't get it they Buy it

It's the child in us men I'm afraid. I don't go round bragging how good I am ( I don't need to ) but is do enjoy the smutty postcard/schoolboy humour and so does my son - maybe thats why I like the carry on films

[Flummery]

Hmm. Mr Flum likes Carry On films too. It's a man thing, evidently!

Flum

[bubblewrap]

Sheds, face it sweetheart, you're turning into a Grumpy Old Woman, like the rest of us, and it's never 'pretty' honey, you'll just have to join the club.....
Sorry to be the bearer of such awful news....

SO! I'm a G.O.M I've earned it & I Will be grumpy if I damn well please!

[Flummery]

Good oh, Sheds & Bubblewrap. Play to your strengths I always say!

Flum

[bubblewrap]

[QUOTE=Flummery;77706]Hmm. Mr Flum likes Carry On films too. It's a man thing, evidently!

Carry on grumping?
Starring Rik Wakeman?(chief piano thumper)

[bubblewrap]

[QUOTE=Two_Sheds;76887]Why do men do that? Show off and generally be repulsive?
Yes but don't tell them I allways like a good laugh!!

[Two_Sheds]

Hey, its not Carry On that I object to. It's "men" commenting on women's bodies in public. It's not innocent fun, its just ruddy insulting and vile.
Especially cos I never think of a witty riposte until half a mile down the road!

Bubblewrap, you rock. Can we clone you?

[Alison]

I've always found that they tend to get embarrassed if you draw attention to what they've just said - show the idiots up for what they are. BTW not talking here about jokes among mates more the sort of stuff when a guy can't look you in the eyes and insists in looking all the way up you before settling on your breasts despite the fact that you're in a business environment!

[madderbat]

I've always found that they tend to get embarrassed if you draw attention to what they've just said - show the idiots up for what they are. BTW not talking here about jokes among mates more the sort of stuff when a guy can't look you in the eyes and insists in looking all the way up you before settling on your breasts despite the fact that you're in a business environment!

Directing your eyes to their crotch level, permanently, and having just a leetle smirk, generally makes them VERY embarrassed (especially when they are not so well endowed!)
Sort of conversation between body parts non?