Gardeners Rest #5

[Nicos]

It's THAT time again folks!!!!

..for those of you who'd like to catch up on the previous 2 years...here ya go....

http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...4-a_41288.html

...basically it's a free for all- and absolutely everyone is invited to join in!...don't be shy, it's great fun



"There's one " called Zaz leaping out of Nicos's Noddy car.
" I think with this lot we'll have plenty of chestnuts to roast over the fire at The Gardeners Rest"
" look- you can see it from here...pigletwillie has already lit the fire -you can see the smoke coming out of the chimney"
Nicos looked over towards the hamlet, snuggling into the hillside.
..what a perfect setting she thought...the duckpond ,the huge old oak tree...the free ranging chooks.

" hang on a sec....what's going on over there?" .....

[zazen999]

'I'm oot' says Zaz and runs for the hills just as the secret is

[Nicos]

materialising in the form of Bren, wearing her bestest plant pot on her head ( well it IS Sunday she said!)

Cor -I nearly didn't recognise you said Nicos...come on- that plant pot'll come in handy to put these chestnuts in.....

[jackie j]

So Heywayne can roast them by the fire, while watching Bean play with his new....

[Jeanied]

Puppy!

'Puppy, who's got a puppy?' said Creemteez, approaching with her hairdryer 'they will need a bit of drying off after all this wet weather outside!'

Just then the door opened and in hobbled...

[zazen999]

The postie with a large parcel under his arm, he shouted 'Snadger's Clamp, Snadger's Clamp - I've got a Snadger's Clamp and...

[Nicos]

...a pair of shin pads!!!!...who's going to sign for them???

[Snadger]

Me ses Snadge "I've been waiting for that clamp all year and the shin pads are for when me wife keeps kicking me for coming in with dirty boots.

What else have you got there postie?..........

[Nicos]

"well...it says frozen fish fingers for 'The Gardeners Rest'...is the landlord about to sign for it??

" That'll be me" said Flum in her deepest deepest voice , trying not to drool excessively

[Nicos]

Oi Mrs!!!...called out pigletwillie from the cellar....that's our Sunday Special lunch....Fishfinger Sarnies!!!...Fifi's in the kitchen buttering the bread....

[Nicos]

...whilst scarey was messily breaking up some baguettes she'd just brought in.
Unbeknown to her....

[FionaH]

"Fifi" was brandishing the butter knife screaming NO ONE CALLS ME FIFI AND LIVES!!

[Nicos]

" Now then lass...( said Jeanie)...you're far too young to be dashing about like that with a sharp object in your hand...pass it over and go and fetch in some wood to set the fire- tis getting a bit nippy in here"...well...that's what she thought she was saying cos she'd just taken a rather large bite of fresh baguette( who can resist???)...and it came out more like " feh fer fa ferr fi, fu fu , hmmf u hh hhy"

...accidentally spitting bread over the carpet.....

[pigletwillie]

BUUURRRPPPP!

went Seahorse after finishing the nebacunezar of gin.

[FionaH]

PW snuggled up to Seahorse, quite prepared to take advantage of a drunken girlie, when all of a sudden.................................