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  • ... and in the current state of chaos, had yet to be served...
    All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
    Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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    • not looking good then ...............but what's this ? All may not be lost , Ginge has spotted the mysterious secret shopper and is bearing down with a tray of ...............
      S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
      a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

      You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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      • CAAAAAAAAAKE! and the mysterious stranger started to smile...
        All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
        Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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        • ... At this ginger blushed and ran off to the loo, closely followed by the St Bernard and a large barrel of brandy.

          Binley, after finely thawing out spotted the St Bernard follow ginger into the loo and thought she'd do the same. Well, it was a large barrel of brandy boys and girls and ladies never go to the loo on there own .

          The stranger stood up and announced........

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          • All I want for Christmas is my .................
            S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
            a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

            You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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            • ...Two front Teeth!...
              All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
              Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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              • so I can have central 'eating.
                The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
                Brian Clough

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                • ...ginger passed bubble wrap his coat .

                  The door on the pub swung open and in staggered enrich, Wayne, Bigmally and DC. After a battering from the kids with the snow balls they were all ready for a good feed and a pint, but unfortunately they had staggered into the Gardeners Rest, so last years turkey stew and pea pod wine were all that was offer. All the pork pie and black pudding has been scoffed by Nicos sexy Pompiers.

                  Most of the gang from Grape Stock were gathered round the big round table in the middle of the room seed swapping when.........

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                  • but I'm not going anywhere he said.
                    The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
                    Brian Clough

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                    • Oh yes you are.........
                      S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                      a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                      You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                      • oh! no I'm not
                        The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
                        Brian Clough

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                        • Meanwhile, the seedswapping continued, with lots of 'ooh'ing and 'aah'ing over Zazen's lovely bean collection. Just then...

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                          • ...bubblewrap opened one of his many handbags ( brought in espesh for the Panto) ...to find another hord of unusually shaped seeds. Suddenly he remembered they were collected from the magic runner bean plant from last years Panto....
                            "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                            Location....Normandy France

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                            • In a quiet corner of the bar, PB hopped back onto Santa's knee and asked him very nicely if he'd bring everyone their Christmas wishes this year, seeing as they have all been really good and deserve it...
                              Last edited by Pumpkin Becki; 05-12-2010, 07:51 PM.

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                              • As you have all guessed, PB has had just the one glass of elderflower wine. As a result of said wine, PB slid very slowly from Santa's knee, on to the floor and under the table. Meanwhile under another table ..
                                Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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