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  • ...brengirl was gurgling into her empty wine glass. She'd helped dress the elf's and decided to have a swift one or three glasses of the elderflower wine PB had brought to the festivity's.

    In a far corner of the garden outside bubblewrap was huddled over the magic runner beans. He dug a small hole, planted 2 beans...stood back...and waited...

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    • and waited ....
      Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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      • still he waited ................then

        IT'S BEHIND YOU ......shouted everybody who'd gathered to watch ....
        S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
        a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

        You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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        • Oh No It Isn't!
          Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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          • Oh yes it is ........chorused the elves ....
            S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
            a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

            You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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            • Ooooooooo no it isn't, meowed the cats.....

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              • Yes it is ,
                No it isn't
                yes it is
                no t'sn't
                tis
                tisn't
                tis
                tisn't


                STOP ....hollered.Zaz ....else it'll be my office for the lot of you
                Last edited by binley100; 06-12-2010, 08:29 PM.
                S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                • Oh oui il est chorused the sapeurs-pompiers, waving their hoses enthusiastically.
                  Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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                  • Pompiers cut down to size and exit stage left
                    Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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                    • Where DC had been waiting for them - to show them the way to the refreshments on the norty step.
                      Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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                      • ..."Stop that there waving of large hoses please" said Flum from behind a ever growing pile of chicken jumpers. "I'm trying to count my stitches over here".

                        In another part of the pub the NORTY step was getting rather full...what with DC and all the Pompiers, there was no more room for anyone else.

                        CRASH BANG THUD BANG BANG........there was an almighty noise from down the cellar......
                        Last edited by ginger ninger; 06-12-2010, 08:41 PM.

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                        • Luckily Bin's bum had prewarmed it for them..............

                          * ok that refers to Jeanies bit , I was too slow
                          Last edited by binley100; 06-12-2010, 08:41 PM.
                          S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                          a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                          You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                          • Reight dahn int' coil oil.
                            Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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                            • That's Tyke for Cellar friends. Carry on regardless.
                              Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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                              • ..."Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr" shouted bubblewrap "the roots of the beans have broken into the cellar...what shall we do?"........

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