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  • Luckily, G4 had forgotten all about the antisocial Rooster, and was now busy trying to find a cook book with Venison recipes in, as OWG had promised to bring two Reindeer in tomorrow...
    All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
    Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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    • ... she was about to stand on a step to reach the books on the highest shelf, when she realised it wasn't a step, but a short stroppy Mod...
      All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
      Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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      • ..who started growling and advanced on G4 showering her with names ....

        Asbo heaved a hooge sigh of relief and settled back down in the corner with bean , but still kept one eye on G4 just in case.......

        Then suddenly the door flew open and with much tossing of hair in strode Huge Furry Whatsits (who'd heard venison being mentioned) carrying his .......
        Last edited by binley100; 10-12-2010, 07:12 PM. Reason: cos it needed it
        S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
        a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

        You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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        • ...Well, huge, furry whatsits, naturally!
          All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
          Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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          • " Hello everybody " he said " I've come for the fruit flavoured cordons ...........
            S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
            a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

            You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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            • ..............and I have a recipe for old nags, I hear G4 has some?
              WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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              • "Yes I DO" said G4 "but they are a closely guarded family secret. May I suggest you consult with ... "
                http://meandtwoveg.blogspot.com

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                • Eeba Gumm the Yorkshire oracle.
                  The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
                  Brian Clough

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                  • "Are you referring to me BW?" a rather irritated Flo replied, "How very dare you? However, I can tell you that I was once offered 8 legs of venison but refused as it was too dear (boom boom). Now, about these fruit flavoured gordons, is that a gin cocktail? I'm not ecstatic about that".
                    Last edited by Florence Fennel; 11-12-2010, 04:51 PM.
                    Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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                    • "Did someone say Gordon's? I'll have ice and a slice in mine ta!" Said a voice from...
                      All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                      Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                      • from beyond the door....don't start without me I'll have a top up pleeese.

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                        • "Where's your glass Bren?" said G4
                          Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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                          • "Here!" was the reply, as Bren walked in with her glass pressed against here ear. Glutton topped up the glass, and her own, and the two were soon sitting in the corner near the fire, with a large bottle of Gin and a crate of Tonic.
                            All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                            Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                            • Sorry folks..I nodded off for a moment. Oh thanks G4...cheers..zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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                              • when Womble wandered in with a brand new invention - a computer that ran by breathing down a tube!!!
                                'Marvellous' - the assembly of Grapes crowded round in admiration.
                                'Think of the electricity we'll save'
                                'How green!' commented ...
                                Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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