Gardeners Rest #5

[binley100]

The jolly green giant who had popped down bubblewarps beanstalk to join in the fun..........

[bubblewrap]

The jolly green giant who had popped down bubblewarps beanstalk to join in the fun..........

looking for his sweet corn plants

[Glutton4...]

When he bumped into Glutton, who had abandoned her quiet G&T supping corner, and Bumpkin, who were fighting over Limoncello Magnum Ice Creams.

[Pumpkin Becki]

'It's mine!' cried Bumpkin
'No, it's mine!' drooled G4
'But I saw it first!' whined Bumpkin...

[binley100]

They both went for the magnum, it slipped up into the air only to be caught by Bins who'd actually never caught anything (apart from a few colds) before in her life........." thanks guys ....that'll do nicely " she said tearing off the wrapper and tucking in.......

[Glutton4...]

"Greedy C*w!"

[Pumpkin Becki]

'Hey!! What a chuffing cheek!!' PB popped back over to Santa and had another word in his shell-like.

[binley100]

But Bins was only teasing and had in fact a whole boxful which she shared out ( cos she didn't want it all to end in tears) ....

[Pumpkin Becki]

PB (sucking on her limoncello magnum) had another quick word with Santa to cancel the last request.

[binley100]

In the meantime Nicos was producing a stunning display of christmas cakes....."13 so far only another 11 to go " she was mumbling to herself ." please don't let me have any more problems with ticks, so much to do so little time......."

[Pumpkin Becki]

...After what seemed like a hundred years, the door to the Gardener's Rest public house opened with an ominous creak. A shadowy figure stood there looking at the scene.

The pub was filled with people, some in fancy dress, others not, animals and chickens, some in fancy dress, others not...but the strangest thing was that every soul in the pub was sound asleep, almost as if they were under some sort of spell.

The shadowy figure stepped in through the door, and from his high leather boots to his golden coronet, it was clear he was every inch a prince...

[binley100]

.......until he opened his gob ......

"ooh ducky , what do we have here then ? " he said while mincing across the floor whilst slapping his thigh..........

[Glutton4...]

It was Julian Clary! What on earth was HE doing in the Gardeners' Rest, girls and boys?

[Jeanied]

'Has anyone seen Valerie?' Julian enquired of the assembled Grapes. 'I've lost my dog,' he went on to explain.

'Why don't you come on over, Valerie?' chorused ...

[binley100]

Bins and Snadge who were warming up for their duet.........