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"That's OK then." Said Fi, "Now, where's that bladdy Pig gone? I wanna Bacon Sarnie - NOW!" And off she trotted in hot pursuit of the grunting noises coming from ...
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All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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..."Oy, get ya hands of that big bean...he belongs to me" said HW through a flurry of Asbo rooster feathers. Yes, HW being the kind giant he is had decided to try and help the stricken rooster much to G4's horror. "Noooooooo" she cried "he'll eat ya alive Wayne...he hasn't been fed yet". At this HW dropped the mental bird (Not before being pecked...twice) as soon as the bird hit the floor he made his escape... straight for the...............Comment
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... back end of Fi, as she followed the grunting noses coming from ... All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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........behind the bar (not the iron one) ........S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
You can't beat a bit of garden pornComment
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Where several grapes, led by Bubblewrap sans tutu, were practising their 5th positions with the pig in preparation for a performance ofGranny on the Game in SheffieldComment
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...the wheels on the bus go round and round...Comment
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Meanwhile, Caro was sitting at the bar, quietly sipping a cosmopolitan and finding herself somewhat amused at some of the antics going on around her. She let out a roar of laughter and fell off her seat though, when in the corner she spied ....Caro
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all dayComment
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THIS.......
She screamed.......
You have to loose sight of the shore sometimes to cross new oceans
I would be a perfectionist, but I dont have the timeComment
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"I am a Grape, GET ME OUT OF HERE"Granny on the Game in SheffieldComment
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"noooooooo" cried Binbags......." you'll evoke the spirit of Gillian McKeith and you know what that means.........."S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
You can't beat a bit of garden pornComment
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"Oh bladdy 'ell, I hope not!" exclaimed G4 "Where's the PeaPod Wine?" as she wandered off in the direction of the bar, muttering to herself. All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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"Shush.......quiet everyone. What's that knocking sound ?" asked Binbags as she tried to get her knife back off Fi......S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
You can't beat a bit of garden pornComment
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the sound was Bean patting Asbo on the head saying "dig tatoes Daddy" and stroking the eeeevil bird under the chin. As everyone stared aghast Asbo closed his eyes and went to sleep.
"Coq au Vin" squeeked Fi and headed for the sleepy rooster!
Oh no you dont came the cry from..............WPC F Hobbit, Shire policeComment
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Nicos " He's way too handsome to eat..take the bladdy peacock instead ...anyway there'll be more meat on him to go round"
Meanwhile the bladdy peacock was merrily tap dancing away on top of.........S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
You can't beat a bit of garden pornComment
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Boble's little red number parked outside next to what looked like a growing number of Landies parked in the car park....."Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
Location....Normandy FranceComment
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