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  • She was hit from behind by a snowball....
    "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

    Location....Normandy France

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    • Well, she thought it was a snowball, but it turned out to be a large lump of Jelly, thrown by Fi(fi), who had been quietly practicing her Jelly-Juggling, in a dark corner ...
      Last edited by Glutton4...; 26-11-2010, 09:41 AM.
      All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
      Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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      • ...interestingly Fi fi's new corset was exactly the same colour as the jelly she'd lobbed at G4....
        "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

        Location....Normandy France

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        • An interesting glittery green colour, with sequins. Some of the sequins had become detached, and were now mixed in with the lime Jelly. Consequently, G4 now looked like she had a large Christmas bauble on her back ...
          All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
          Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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          • which was beginning to look like a delicious treat to the pair of donkeys that had just wandered in....
            S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
            a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

            You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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            • "This is the Gardener's Rest, not the bloomin Ark you two Eeyores", called G4, "Out, you're barred". Now, where's Binley when you need her?
              Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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              • "Belgrade Theatre Box Office" said Binley waving frantically " how may I help ? Oh bugger I'm not at work am I?"
                Last edited by binley100; 26-11-2010, 05:56 PM.
                S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                • Can someone get the cats organised? Auditions are tonight. Now what did I do with the boots? They're those expensive ones, for people with rather large calves.
                  Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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                  • "oh Flo, are those the one's wumpa's wearing . I think he fancies being Puss in Boots "
                    S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                    a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                    You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                    • "Yes, I do believe they're the boots, but where are the calves?"
                      Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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                      • "Well, according to little boy blue over there the cows in the corn . So I'm guessing they're with their mommies ....."
                        S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                        a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                        You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                        • "But where is the boy who looks after the sheep? He's under the haystack with little Bo Peep" Meanwhile
                          Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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                          • Snadge was busily making paper chains using a bowl of Smash to stick them together with.....
                            S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                            a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                            You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                            • First he peeled them with his little knife
                              Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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                              • "Snadge, clever guru that you are, you don't have to peel the pieces of smash. Just pop them in the bowl and add some boiling water"
                                S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                                a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                                You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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