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...she leapt up with a cry of 'ooh, lumme, I've left the bleedin' gas on!', shoved PW aside and ran out into the night. Or she would have if she hadn't suddenly collided with...
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I was feeling part of the scenery
I walked right out of the machinery
My heart going boom boom boom
"Hey" he said "Grab your things
I've come to take you home." -
Heywayne blocking the doorway with the panto outfits, "anyone for sparkly tights?" he enquiredWPC F Hobbit, Shire police
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Ooh! Me! cried BigT. I haven't been able to replace my last pair which I laddered on a...When the Devil gives you Cowpats - make Satanic Compost!Comment
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scaffolding plank at the construction site last week ...........S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
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"Parsnips!"Last edited by Glutton4...; 21-11-2010, 05:08 PM. All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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"you bin at those carbs again G4" laughed binbags as she pulled up in a ........S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
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Sparkly stocking that she had just wrestled from HeyWayne.
"Parsnips" replied G4, dragging in a sack of enormous root vegetables... All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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up the chimney to stop SantaLast edited by bubblewrap; 21-11-2010, 06:53 PM.The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
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from pinching them.S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
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"OIY Chuff off" She yelled. "These are for the Curried Parsnip Soup - d'ya want everyone to go hungry!?"
Meanwhile... All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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Zaz is down in the cellar approaching her bottles of ginger beer with extreme caution......S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
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& was thinking of calling the bomb squad.The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
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But just as her finger was poised on her mobile, in rushed T-S saying
" Zaz, it's ok I've just run you up a nifty little number to protect you whilst opening the ginger beer...Here try it on "
S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
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No thanks said Zaz high collars are out this year.The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
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Suddenly, the door burst open and in walked Scarey holding a huge bowl in her arm and brandishing a wooden spoon. "anyone want to make a wish for stir up Sunday" she said. Thinking of how many acres a lottery win would bring caused many Grapes to surge forward and in the crush...A garden is a lovesome thing, God wot! (Thomas Edward Brown)
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