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  • #31
    caused all the ginger beer bottles to fall over and explode...with barely a 'parp'.

    so much for all the fuss and bother - when all of a sudden....

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    • #32
      ... there was a commotion outside.

      "Help! Help!" Came a voice. It was Seahorse, on her way back from turning off the Gas. She'd been attacked by G4's Rooster, Asbo. "Get this blimmin bird off me, and put 'im in the Pot!" She yelled, as the angry bird...
      All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
      Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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      • #33
        ...Did an Indian war dance around her feet. Pigletwillie, hearing all the commotion picked up a bath bomb and threw it at the bird. Unfortunately PW isn't a very good shot and the bomb landed...
        A garden is a lovesome thing, God wot! (Thomas Edward Brown)

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        • #34
          in Snadger's new batch of comfrey tea. Snadge was not very happy (although the allotment neighbours thought the aroma was a great improvement) and stomped off muttering, vowing revenge by ...
          Caro

          Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day

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          • #35
            Calling the Pompiers to bring their big long powerful... erm... oh, yes, Hosepipe to wash the stink from the surrounding area, and those that had gathered upon hearing the commotion.

            The sound of the word 'Pompiers' had several people in a tizz of anticipation, not least...
            All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
            Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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            • #36
              ..of all Rhona, who thought we must be referring to her favourite jerusalem artichokes. However, she got knocked down by Nicos, who arrived in a rush saying ...
              Caro

              Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day

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              • #37
                ... here's me 10 euros - now... who's first? With that the most hunky looking of the pompiers stepped forward but before Nicos could get her hands on him ...
                A garden is a lovesome thing, God wot! (Thomas Edward Brown)

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                • #38
                  He had thrust his baguettes into her open arms with a cry of "Where eez the buffet? I am desperately in the need of ..
                  Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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                  • #39
                    ...Mme Dobby's delicious melons......where 'as she 'idden them????
                    "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                    Location....Normandy France

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                    • #40
                      Strangely??!, at that exact moment Mrs D walked in and everyone shouted in unison - They're behind you! The poor pompier didn't speak much English and thought they were saying ...
                      A garden is a lovesome thing, God wot! (Thomas Edward Brown)

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                      • #41
                        ...."Big Caaaaaakes for everyone who wants one" with this Ginger pushed her way past a rather sexy looking Pomier brandishing a rather large hose pipe. "By ek lad...that's a big un" as she grabbed a stool and sat by the lovely roaring fire that Fi had help to light.
                        "Do ya think our Zaz will let mi try some of her yummy ginger beer to help with this dreadful cold?" At this there was a strange face at the Gardeners Rest window. Is it...no it can't be...is that you...

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                        • #42
                          "oh no it isn't....oh yes it is......its......
                          "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                          Location....Normandy France

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                          • #43
                            ...it's bobleponge with his extra large list for "Grape Stock 2011". "Ey up bob" said Flo how many have you got visiting now.

                            "Shhhhhhhhhh...I'm counting" said bob as he tripped over the puppy that someone was trying to dry.."Ouch" he shouted as he fell into....

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                            • #44
                              ..........the burly pompompers arms. Alors, cried the hunky one why eeez this man wearing bloomers?
                              WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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                              • #45
                                ...and now you come to mention it...oven bottoms and baps????
                                "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                                Location....Normandy France

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