Gardeners Rest #5

[Caro]

Because I ripped my sparkly tights, said Bobleponge furiously. What's wrong with bloomers? what d'you wear under your kecks, then, he asked the large pompomier, as he lay there in his arms looking up at him.

[Nicos]

Boble suddenly realised the pompier wasn't a bloke after all- but the daughter of one of his farming friends who had recently plucked her chin....

[ginger ninger]

...thank goodness she was the daughter of a friend and not a the pheasant plucker's daughter who was plucking pheasants. *That could have led to all manner of funny business (and innuendoes) after 10 pints of ginger beer boy's and girls*.

After brushing his bloomers off bob toddled off in the direction of a rather large pan of curried parsnip soup, clutching a large although rather bent French stick.
"Can I dip my stick in your soup kind lady" he said in the direction of.......

[Glutton4...]

G4, who exclaimed "Yes, you can, Spongey, but I ain't no Lady!" and, with a wink, thrust the Cauldron of soup toward him.

[Florence Fennel]

Oh No she didn't

[Glutton4...]

Oh YES She did!!!!!

[zazen999]

Or she would have if Bob hadn't....

[Glutton4...]

... tripped over Bean's newly dried Puppy. The Puppy was now belting round the establishment at a great rate of knots, as it was being hotly pursued by G4's blimmin Rooster, Asbo.

Total chaos was the scene, as both the Puppy, and the Rooster, skidded on the spilt Ginger Beer and lost their footing. The Puppy collided with the hearth - no harm done, but the Rooster managed to end up with his beak embedded in one of Mrs. Dobby's Melons ...

[ginger ninger]

..."now that's something ya don't see everyday" said D.C, as the rooster shot past him while he was admiring Mrs Dooby's Melons. "Mind you, I have a large pair that would take some beating...errrrr, pumpkins I mean" he said with a cheeky grin.

Just then the door creaked open and in staggered....

[zazen999]

Sarz looking mean and in need of a brew.

DC ran over, put the kettle on and meanwhile........

[Florence Fennel]

Over in the corner with a wine glass to her ear sat Brengirl, listening intently whilst peering into the sizeable beetroot in a large bucket, wondering if they could be made into Christmas Tree decorations. Suddenly

[Currysniffa]

the door flew open, "curried parsnip soup" if am not mistaken cried Currysniffa, I could smell it when I got of the bus at the bottom of the road, is there any left?

[binley100]

" hermmmm sorry, it seems to have all gone" muttered a very red faced Spongy.........
Poor CurrySniffa his hopes dashed and his tummy all rumbly he ambled over to peer hopefully at the bucket of beetroot............

[zazen999]

And kept being stopped by a HUGE SUBSCRIPTION SIGN which kept taking him to a page he didn't want.....so he had to leave the room.

On the way out he bumped into....

[bubblewrap]

a bar ooch he said, It was an iron bar