Gardeners Rest #5

[Jeanied]

a bar ooch he said, It was an iron bar

wielded by a Massey Ferguson mechanic who had been warming up the rhythm section for a fabulous rendition of...

[Glutton4...]

This year's Panto favourites.

Suddenly, they heard a feint rumbling coming from the outskirts of the village. It was getting louder, until it drowned out the rumbling of CurrySniffa's empty Tum! It was none other than ...

[bubblewrap]

Bubblewrap & the magic beans

[ginger ninger]

... just then Snadger turned up with an old tractor he had bought "well, I hear they can keep good timing when ya want to make music" he said over the din that was Brengirl, still shouting into her wine glass "hello hello, is there anybody there...hello".

The door to the cellar opened, Big Mally appeared with this weeks offers from Netto "look what there selling this week for only a £5"......

[Seahorse]

''...family sized packs of air freshner! Well, I thought they might come in handy'' he said looking sideways at Bubblewarp, not to mention the amount of parsnips G4 had hauled in...

Meanwhile, Sarz was STILL waiting for her cup of tea and looked like she was about to...

[zazen999]

kiil Mary Shelley. But that's another story.

She decided against taking all her anger out on the nearest Grape and remembered something, so turned round to leave but...

[binley100]

Tripped over Binbags who was trying to look inconspicuous in ............

[ginger ninger]

...the kitchen...with a rather large knife in her hand. "Pass me some of them there parsnips G4, we'll get another Cauldron of soup on".

"Fe Fi Fo Fum. I smell the blood of an Englishman" Shouted Wayne as he stomped round in his green sparkly tights....

[binley100]

" oi you.....jolly green giant. I've told you I'm Fi not Fefi " shouted Fi vainly jumping up and down trying to give Wayne a clip round the lug'ole........

[Glutton4...]

... but she couldn't reach, so called for one of the burly Pompiers to give her a lift. The kitchen door was pulled off it's hinges in the rush, as all available Pompiers barged in to rescue, what they thought was a Damsel in distress ...

[Seahorse]

...but confusion reigned, as on the sight of the pompiers rushing to the rescue, all the good ladies of the Vine set up a Spartacus style cry of 'I'm Fifi', 'no, I'm Fifi'. HW took the chance to escape but found his path to the door barred by...

[FionaH]

A large spotted pig!

BACON

shouted Fi grabbing the butter knife back from Bins and making a beeline for the pig. (She was half hoping that a nice pompier would wrestle her before she got there)

Oh no you don't shouted all the assembled veggies,
Oh yes you do yelled the meat eaters.

Seahorse settled down in the corner with Flum for the inevitable discussion over the pros and cons of meat versus veg.................

[Glutton4...]

At that moment, in came a now totally furious Asbo Rooster, with his beak still stuck in one of Mrs. Dobby's Melons. No one was quite brave enough to rescue the stricken bird, because they knew they were actually safer when he was in this incapacitated state. HeyWayne couldn't now decide if he should just step over the stricken bird and leg-it, or grab the creature and remove the offending Melon.

"Don't touch him!" Shouted ...

[FionaH]

"Anyone for beans?" called Two Sheds, popping her head round the door.

"are they magic beans" asked Fi, momentarily distracted from her quest for a bacon butty

[binley100]

" no they're jumping beans..........they jumped right out of the pan. But they're ok cos I reclaimed them within 2 secs " replied T-S .