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G4 staggered back in, covered with mud. "Bladdy slippery steps!" She exclaimed. "I was just going out to put my bladdy Asbo Rooster in the back of the Landy, and I slipped. There's a bladdy big crater outside now, where my arris landed!" And with that, she tipped the mud out of her wellies, threw them in the corner to dry, with all the others, and headed to the bar...
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All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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...by the time G4 had found the pea pod wine Asbo had escaped again, but this time he headed straight for bean. "Looks like he's taken a shine to you young man" said Nicos as the unruly rooster snuggled up to Bean.
Just then all hell broke loose as Maisie, Jinny, Cleo and a number of other vine cats made a dash for the chooks. They had huddled in the corner waiting for this years chook jumpers to be knitted by Auntie Flum. "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr, grab them quick" called Ginger & Jeanied, but it was too late the cats had shot under the chooks fluffy bottoms for a warm. "Now that's something ya don't see every day" said a rather shocked........Comment
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Wumpa! cause his fat bum couldn't get under a chook.. meanwhile DC gad got over the massive melon incident and decidied you can have too much of a good thing!
Binley really does Know best!
G4-Meteorological mastermind! Stone/String it's all covered!
Jeanied- Makes your day complete!!
PB- Masteress of Pumpkins!
I Don't Know who Dave is...But he's one cool Dude!
I Once was a Tuber but with a little practice!!Comment
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Meanwhile, over in a quiet corner, PB, Binbags and OWG were playing with PB's toy bricks under the watchful eye of Auntie Florrie. They were playing so nicely together until...Comment
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Snadge's bird , Sid decided to come and join the fun........S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
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...something dropped down the chimney...BUMP, preceded by a big fall of soot. "Arrrrrrrr, said PB, all my lovely bricks are all dirty now". As the soot settled a face appeared, with it's finger to its lips it muttered "Shhhhhhhh".........Comment
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Could it be ..........(dum dum dummmmmmmmmmmmm).......S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
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'Look everyone! Its Secret Satan!!' cried G4Comment
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"Quick ......we need to go post on the SS thread , that our SS's have arrived " squealed Barley sugar with glee......S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
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...PB ran over to Secret Santa and sat on his knee. "I'd like a pony for Christmas and some new red shoes please Santa" she said with a grin. "Ho Ho Ho Ho PB...giz a kiss and I'll see what I can do", so PB gave Santa a big kiss and a tight squeeze then jumped of his knee, only to be proceeded by......Comment
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G4, who cuddled up to Santa, and asked for a huuuuuuge family-size bag of Green & Black's Choccie, all to herself. The greedy wotsit! All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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...to G4's surprise as the dust started to settle from the soot fall there appeared a large box, she rushed over to see what was inside "Whoop woo" she screamed with delight, as she opened it she found the biggest selection of Green & Black chocolate she'd ever seen. Being the good girl she is *Ginger say's with tongue in cheek* she resisted scoffing it all and dragged the large box and placed it under the Christmas tree. Just then Santa started to chuckle "Ho Ho Ho Ho" he said that's what the BUMP was and not.......
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...the genie appearing out of the lamp. Although having said that, there is a lad in the corner, but it's Enrich.
Oh no it isn't
Oh yes it is
Is that Widow Twankie with him? No, its ..Granny on the Game in SheffieldComment
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actually Jeanie. Der.
Everyone laughs as she shimmies out of her gold thread shawl and throws it over Enrich.
The whole room watches and then cries 'OOH' as she shakes her bum, mutters an incantation and whips off the shawl and there sat butt naked in the middle of the room is...Last edited by zazen999; 25-11-2010, 07:03 PM.
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...a rather red faced Piglet Willy, with a sprinkle of her magic fairy dust Fi turned the naked PW into a bacon sandwich.
At the bar O.W.G, binley, FF and Carol the carrot were sipping pea pod wine when in burst Uncle Snadger brandishing his....Last edited by ginger ninger; 25-11-2010, 07:12 PM.Comment
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