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  • A Pantomime Horse (Buck, get it?)



    Who's inside? Wait for it, wait for it .......
    Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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    • Oh No it wasn't Ginge, it was the pantomime horse named Buck, I rather thought you'd be the front end and you could have your choice for who's behiiiinnd you!
      Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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      • Snadge has only arrived because he heard about the bricks. Actually, it could do with a bit of decorating in here before Christmas. Buckets of paste and wallpaper at the ready, a great frenzy of slapstick commenced
        Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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        • ..."me to you to me to you to me to you" said the chuckle brothers Wayne and DC, as they passed the very slippy paste bucket backwards and forwards.

          "I can see trouble ahead" sang the ladies at the bar.

          And as sure as eggs are eggs it happened.......
          Last edited by ginger ninger; 25-11-2010, 07:20 PM.

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          • BANG!!

            Buck it


            said...
            Last edited by zazen999; 25-11-2010, 07:42 PM.

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            • ..."that flipping fly round my bum is doing mi head in" stomped Buck it as he kicked the paste bucket all over the chooks with the cats sleeping under them. "O NOOOOOO" screamed......

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              • Maisie - 'not paste on my fuuuuur!!'
                Maisie, not being widely acknowledged to have much nous in the fur washing department was very embarassed to have gooey sticky stuff all over her back.
                ''Hmmm - how am I going to reach those tricky bits round the back of my neck?"she pondered.
                Fortunately
                Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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                • Bob has a long tongue and is only too happy to help.

                  Meanwhile...

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                  • ...Jinny had missed all the excitement because he was in the litter tray...for the 7th time today, which made a change from the tumble dryer

                    "Oooooooow, what a long tongue you have Bob" said.....
                    Last edited by ginger ninger; 25-11-2010, 08:06 PM.

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                    • Little Red Riding Thorn and what big eyes you've got and what big ears you've got and what a big dog. I don't think the cats are going to like him very much. What are you doing with that bucket?
                      Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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                      • Originally posted by Florence Fennel View Post
                        Little Red Riding Thorn and what big eyes you've got and what big ears you've got and what a big dog. I don't think the cats are going to like him very much. What are you doing with that bucket?
                        Fill it with my favourite beer said a gleeful Bubblewrap.
                        The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
                        Brian Clough

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                        • At which point Olliemartin wandered in dragging a chopper and nursing a black eye. He'd been chopping wood for the pub's open fire, but the wood had fought back. 'Could someone lend me a hand?' he pleaded.

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                          • tried the second hand shop said...............
                            The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
                            Brian Clough

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                            • Bins who'd had quite enough for one day with hawthorn fighting back
                              S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                              a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                              You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                              • "Moooooooooooooornin' Everyone!" Said G4 from the stool in the corner next to the Bar. "Anyone want a Coffee? I drank faaaaar too much PeaPod Wine last night." And she headed off to the Kitchen, whistling.

                                Just as she opened the Kitchen door ...
                                All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                                Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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