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Oh No it wasn't Ginge, it was the pantomime horse named Buck, I rather thought you'd be the front end and you could have your choice for who's behiiiinnd you!
Snadge has only arrived because he heard about the bricks. Actually, it could do with a bit of decorating in here before Christmas. Buckets of paste and wallpaper at the ready, a great frenzy of slapstick commenced
..."that flipping fly round my bum is doing mi head in" stomped Buck it as he kicked the paste bucket all over the chooks with the cats sleeping under them. "O NOOOOOO" screamed......
Maisie - 'not paste on my fuuuuur!!'
Maisie, not being widely acknowledged to have much nous in the fur washing department was very embarassed to have gooey sticky stuff all over her back.
''Hmmm - how am I going to reach those tricky bits round the back of my neck?"she pondered.
Fortunately
Little Red Riding Thorn and what big eyes you've got and what big ears you've got and what a big dog. I don't think the cats are going to like him very much. What are you doing with that bucket?
Little Red Riding Thorn and what big eyes you've got and what big ears you've got and what a big dog. I don't think the cats are going to like him very much. What are you doing with that bucket?
Fill it with my favourite beer said a gleeful Bubblewrap.
The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
Brian Clough
At which point Olliemartin wandered in dragging a chopper and nursing a black eye. He'd been chopping wood for the pub's open fire, but the wood had fought back. 'Could someone lend me a hand?' he pleaded.
"Moooooooooooooornin' Everyone!" Said G4 from the stool in the corner next to the Bar. "Anyone want a Coffee? I drank faaaaar too much PeaPod Wine last night." And she headed off to the Kitchen, whistling.
Just as she opened the Kitchen door ...
All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.
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