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...with Wumpa doing a fine job of dusting the curtain poles when he got to the top (he does have the biggest fluffiest tail ever!). Maisie however, had stopped half way up, as something much more interesting had caught her attention...
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...it was Janeyo, who, fancying a little light relief from dealing with two small boys and a whole schoolfull of children, had decided to bring the Rest to some semblence of order.
''STAND BY YER BEDS!'' she hollered. It would have worked beautifully if that hadn't been the exact moment that...I was feeling part of the scenery
I walked right out of the machinery
My heart going boom boom boom
"Hey" he said "Grab your things
I've come to take you home."Comment
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the back door burst open and in came Nicos, Caro , Fifi and Bins fighting over the hunkiest
pompier that ever climbed a ladder.
"he's mine"
"no he's mine"
"mine, all mine"
Don't call me Fifi and I saw him first" .........
Everybody stood and stared as.........S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
You can't beat a bit of garden pornComment
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The poor young (and very hunky!
) Pompier stood there shivering in his undies, as, one by one, his garments were removed by the voracious Women! 
All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.Comment
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At which point Hilary looked in, yelled "you're all mad" and left again at speed!Flowers come in too many colours to see the world in black-and-white.Comment
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straight into the armsof the hunky underdressed pompier and they made their escape together....
The others consoled themselves by.....Comment
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Staring at the maiden draped in laundry in the kitchen whilst........Comment
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The rest of the assembled Ladies argued about the colour scheme for the Christmas Tree... All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.Comment
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They eventually decided to put all decs of all colours out as Christmas is about fun and all the colours together ARE pretty! But what tune should the flashing multi-coloured lights play..... They agreed on ....Comment
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The twelve days of christmas as performed by the elves who had found Bubblewarps secret stash of fartichokes
YouTube - Farting Elves 12 Days of Christmas Funny Video Animation by JibJab
*Bins wanders off to sit on the norty step in anticipation................Last edited by binley100; 30-11-2010, 06:45 PM.S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
You can't beat a bit of garden pornComment
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Nooooooooooooooo and not the Trumpet Voluntary either. It was a bit quiet, so it was decided to liven things up a bit withGranny on the Game in SheffieldComment
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...following on from last years rendition of "Cluck of the bells", the hens of the vine had been practising in secret this years offering of "Sleigh Cluck". As it was now December they thought it was time to show everyone there hard work....
YouTube - Sleigh Cluck
...the applause was deafening from the crowd that had gathered in the Gardeners Rest and a standing ovation was the order of the day.
As the crowd settled down a thud was heard outside...Comment
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'Ooh look! Someone's made a snowman right outside the doors' exclaimed PB, peering out the window to see what had caused the thud.
'No its not', said G4 'its Red Thorn trapped under an avalanche from the roof! Quick, somebody pass me a...Comment
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'St Bernard and a snow shovel!'Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?Comment
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'Oh...and a camera!!'Comment
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