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"Chop off their tails with a carving knife " cried the farmers wife
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S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
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"Bye Jove" said Ginge, with lots of thigh slapping, though quite whose thigh she was slapping I haven't figured out yet.Granny on the Game in SheffieldComment
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...the cats ran round the back of Auntie Flum for protection...Comment
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"They're behind you" shouted BinleyGranny on the Game in SheffieldComment
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Ginge didn't mind who's thigh she slapped...she was a bit of a slapper...of thighs that is...Comment
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By this time Jeanie, Sarz, carol and Bren were rolling round on the floor with laughter. Seeing the Pompiers swinging the large hose's round was the last straw for the girl,
"Tenner ladies all round me thinks" shouted binley.....Comment
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"If you've got a spare Tenner, Bins, you can buy me a drink!" yelled...Last edited by Glutton4...; 06-12-2010, 09:20 PM.
All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.Comment
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PB from underneath the table....where she had just woken up . Actually it sounded like "ith yuse gorra spur tenna Binz yuse cun bouy me a DRINK " don't forget boys and girls pb had not long been drinking a glass of elderflower wine and it had had rather an effect on her..S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
You can't beat a bit of garden pornComment
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Strangely though- she thought she'd been watching a small group of bunnies bounding around under the table
...but alas not....they were Two_sheds' dust bunnies which had escaped her vigorous vacuuming attempt....
"Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
Location....Normandy FranceComment
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.. and they had been dislodged from their hiding place by a furious Fi (fi) who was busy trying to catch a young lad, who was running toward the kitchen, with a coffee cup full of frozen mice...Last edited by Glutton4...; 08-12-2010, 12:24 PM. All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.Comment
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As DC burst through the door he tried to order a drink(he'd been out for a while making tea) but after trying his new sequin laden beaded lycra pants (Christmas gift from AF)...he realised that.... they were quite uncomfortable, so he popped out his magic lamp and started rubbing it furiousley in order to make a wish for a more comfortable pair.... then as if by magic!! a Mod appeard....(Oh sheet!)
Binley really does Know best!
G4-Meteorological mastermind! Stone/String it's all covered!
Jeanied- Makes your day complete!!
PB- Masteress of Pumpkins!
I Don't Know who Dave is...But he's one cool Dude!
I Once was a Tuber but with a little practice!!Comment
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"9:00 am sharp, my office and no more furious rubbing of magic lamps if you please " Said a very stern looking Zaz......S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
You can't beat a bit of garden pornComment
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"and bring those pants with you, I think I might have a use for them".Granny on the Game in SheffieldComment
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Meanwhile girls and boys, a furious Jeanied had appeared ...Last edited by Florence Fennel; 08-12-2010, 06:57 PM.Granny on the Game in SheffieldComment
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.....in a puff of smoke .......S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
You can't beat a bit of garden pornComment
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