Losing the plot per se

[Brengirl]

Best thing to do Headfry is feed the cats and go back to bed. Remember to reset the alarm lol

[Nicos]

The other day - having locked the front door- and heading off to jump in my car, I looked down to notice that I still had my slippers on
I put my booboo down to hormones ( cos I still can!!!)

...worst bit of it was that as I was only nipping to the bakers for some bread...and it was dark...I actually did consider not bothering to change into my shoes

many years ago I was in a rush getting ready for work...I'd grabbed my pearl earrings and a couple of neurofen as SO VERY NEARLY chucked the earrings into my mouth having already taken a huge glug of water to swallow them down

Nah...you're not the only one gal!!

[Patchninja]

Nicos, that but about swallowing the earrings made me snort hahaha