What do you want for Xmas?

[FionaH]

LMAO hush now

[binley100]

Courgettes..........now there's another swear word .......

[chris]

... cantaloupe ?

[binley100]

What's one of them ?

[FionaH]

Cucumbers........tricksy blighters

[Snadger]

I've been dropping hints to the O.H for one of these. I have a lovely space at the top of my little garden where it would fit in just great. I think I'd have to fight Jinny for it though

You have got to be joking!!!!!!!! Next doors got one in pale blue and its totally naff!

[chris]

What's one of them ?

Melon(s)!

[Snadger]

Parsnips!!!!!

[binley100]

Melon(s)!

Parsnips!!!!!

Sorry......you're both out , neither of them are c words

[VirginVegGrower]

You have got to be joking!!!!!!!! Next doors got one in pale blue and its totally naff!

I think it could be made nice with roses around it. Depends how you fit it into your scheme.

[Snadger]

Sorry......you're both out , neither of them are c words

But Miss........Miss?........Miss? (with hand held high) some peeps are cheating and using the X word........

[ginger ninger]

You have got to be joking!!!!!!!! Next doors got one in pale blue and its totally naff!

It's going to be nestled in at the top of the garden next to a 10ft wall and my raised bed...it's not going to be yellow. The one I want isn't painted at all...nice and natural. I't more for privacy, the fence where I'm putting it is only 4ft and the neighbour's always hanging over nosing at what I'm doing. Not bad if it's only once in a while, but all the time's beginning to grind on my nerves...and I'm not known for my patience

[bobleponge]

What I would like for the celebration of John Cleese's birthday is very simple.
An update of the French property laws, the majority of which were written during Napoleon's time.

Not much to ask I know.

[Suky]

I would like an IOU of time,that I could redeem in the spring when I always have loads of jobs that need doing

That's what my son give his grandmother and I for Birthdays, Christmas and Mothering Sunday. Couldn't ask for a better gift.
I ask everyone else who asks for vouchers for garden centres or for books. If you give me smellies or niknaks expect to see them given away quite quickly. I tell 'em no! and I still get 'em

[snohare]

stuff keeps happening that chomps funds (exploding oven being the latest)

I take it that recipe for Achocha cake didn't work out well then ?

I've been dropping hints to the O.H for one of these. I have a lovely space at the top of my little garden where it would fit in just great. I think I'd have to fight Jinny for it though

Yes, right enough Ginger, you could have a nice little cutout in the seat, have an old fashioned twoholer - I'd work on the door first though !
Seriously though, those things are hell to put a gutter on.

I've already had the best present I could ask for. My beloved dog was at death's door with pyometra on Tuesday, my Dad paid OODLES for an op that I could never have afforded for her. She is home again and recovering, my heart is full.
Dentistry, a new prescription for my glasses, a subsidy for my winter 'leccy bill - nah, I'm happy, I've had mine. The old man can have his wheelchair pushed for years for this.
Sadly they are already putting out the tinsel for sale at the Charity shop where I volunteer...so a certain variety of CD will go missing until the middle of December, these landfill diversion schemes can work the other way too y'know !