Was Zar Zar right?

[piskieinboots]

I think it was she that that said 'after 50 a woman has to chose between her body or her face'

I'm after 50, I've lost 21lbs and I feel my face is getting baggy

What would you chose?

[secret santa]

a better bag? .... but santa much prefers a cute little botty so i'm definitely for the bag over the head xx

[piskieinboots]

*saves christmas wrappings for a bag

[zazen999]

[bubblewrap]

Wot no holes for the eyes?

[Bigmallly]

It's a good job you don't want a body bag...............

[Brengirl]

Yet again coffee splattered screen....

[janeyo]

I am in favour of a bit of liposuction, suck it out the thighs and inject it back in the baggy face

Or get that Jan Stannick off 10 years younger on the case!

[Snadger]

Not easy to do I know, but just be happy with the way you are!

I used to worry about getting a bit of a beer belly until I saw some old footage of jungle tribes who had never seen civilisation,sugar,beer,processed food,pastry, in fact nothing of what we blame for our body shapes and they were all hunter gatherers............they all had little beer bellies, and were as fit as lops.

It was then I decided it must be mans natural shape and learnd to live with it!

[Brengirl]

When I was younger I had all the usual hangups about my appearance. I was not a 'beauty'' just ordinary looking. I didn't like people looking at me and, don't laugh, I felt I had to apologise for not being beautiful. This is where I probably learned the skill of 'distraction'. Say or do something outrageous and people forgot what I looked like.

[Flummery]

They say you get the face you deserve. Laugh lines are fine - they show character. It's the deep creases in your brow where you frown that are a give-away if you're a cross-patch.

I've thickened around the middle over the years. I've worked darned hard for that!

[HotStuff]

I'm sure you're just being a bit over-critical of yourself Piskie, but if in doubt you could always try this

Face Yoga Training

[zazen999]

I'm sure you're just being a bit over-critical of yourself Piskie, but if in doubt you could always try this

Face Yoga Training

Yes. You too can have a smarmy smile just like our smug self-satisfied Danielle. Don't forget to scroll down and look at her Sweaty Betty, just click on the link.

[binley100]

Don't forget to scroll down and look at her Sweaty Betty, just click on the link.

Not sure if I'm fancying looking at anyones sweaty betty

[zazen999]

Not sure if I'm fancying looking at anyones sweaty betty

Erm, don't scroll down then; srsly.