7 seconds.......

[Snadger]

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of the male "member" is 3x the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster then a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb....

[Bren In Pots]

Good one Snadger

[binley100]

:d................................

[Glutton4...]

Nutter!

How many of those are actually true?

[Snadger]

Nutter!

How many of those are actually true?

Dunno........... I'm still looking at my thumb!

[bishop]

Nutter!

How many of those are actually true?

Dont know, but my thumb is 2 and a half inches long.

[Liza]

That did make me chuckle

[Two_Sheds]

Why can't women park?


(ʇɹɐdɐ qɯnɥʇ puɐ ɹǝƃuıɟ ʇsƖ ploɥ) sǝɥɔuı 6 sı sıɥʇ ƃuıʎɐs dǝǝʞ uǝɯ ǝsnɐɔǝq

[bubblewrap]

Why can't women park?

But women can park.

YouTube - Women Parking

[Florence Fennel]

There is one statement there that I certainly don't believe.

[HeyWayne]

Did I ever tell you how I am related to Uma Thurman?

[bubblewrap]

You have big thumbs Wayne?

[HeyWayne]

You have big thumbs Wayne?

Buying gloves is a pain in the R's.

Speaking of which - if another person asks me if I like sitting about with my thumb up my arsenic cocktail, I'll poke em in the eye.

[bubblewrap]

Buying gloves is a pain in the R's.

Speaking of which - if another person asks me if I like sitting about with my thumb up my arsenic cocktail, I'll poke em in the eye.

With the other thumb .........I hope.

BTW my hat size is XXL so can cause me one or two problems.

[minskey]

Excellent.......................still chuckleing