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...with 100 runs?
A bowler
What do you call an Australian with champagne?
A waiter
Yaaay us
A bowler
What do you call an Australian with champagne?
A waiter
Yaaay us
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What do you call an Aussie who can handle a bat?
A vet
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HEHEHE - love it
Don't worry Mods, this is in very good fun and sporting spiwit and they would give us the same back
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What do you call an Australian who can hold a catch?
A fisherman
What do you call a world class Australian cricketer?
Retired
What do you call an Australian holding a 6 inch urn above his head?
A bowling coachBob Leponge
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Why cant Australians drink wine at the moment?
They havent got any openers
Whats the difference between Cinderella and the Australian cricket team?
Cinderella knew when to leave the ballBob Leponge
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I had an email from my pal down in Melbourne (yes, she is Aussie) this morning - she said 'come on, get it over with' - I was bowled over by her invitation
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Blimey you lot. We win sommat once in a kazillion years, and you have to go over the top!
Good innit!
(I still hate Cricket!)
All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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and in Feb we have the 6 Nations (whoop) followed on by the RUGBY WORLD CUP whooooooop whooooooopOriginally posted by Glutton4... View PostBlimey you lot. We win sommat once in a kazillion years, and you have to go over the top!
By next Christmas we could be unbearable
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That's fine - I 'do' Rugger!Originally posted by piskieinboots View Postand in Feb we have the 6 Nations (whoop) followed on by the RUGBY WORLD CUP whooooooop whooooooop
By next Christmas we could be unbearable
All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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You lot are wicked but very funny!
I did notice K.P. sitting on the pitch smoking a cigar this morning with everyone drinking champagne, talk about rubbing it in!
Into every life a little rain must fall.Comment
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Taken from an Aussie site!!!
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Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An Australian batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q. What is the main function of the Australian coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground
Q. Why don’t Australian fielders need pre tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.
Q. What’s the Australian version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten and Walloped.Last edited by Nicos; 07-01-2011, 12:27 PM."Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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Yay! Go Nicos!
Sorry, I mustn't encourage them...
All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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Am guessing that we won something then.........???????
S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
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