If you were a book.

[HeyWayne]

Which would you be?

Would you be a long, profound and meaningful book, or perhaps a children's comic, or maybe even an illustrated and practical handbook.

No restrictions on size, genre, language or subject. Doesn't have to be a specific book, or one that exists - use whatever means needed to describe you in print.

Go on, be a book.

[zazen999]

The tiger who came to tea

[HeyWayne]

The tiger who came to tea

Just looked it up and ordered a copy.

There's a Bookface page and everything!

I'd be Cloud Atlas meself.

[Parsleythelion]

Something factual and full of useful (and useless facts). One you pick and put down and take down the pub!!

And extra pages to add more information......

[Ian White]

I'd be where,s Wally

[Mikey]

A well thumbed copy of 'The Gruffalo'.

[piskieinboots]

[di]

The Hungry Caterpillar...although still waiting for the last page to happen

[taff]

Something by David Gemmel.

[Patchninja]

A thriller

[Hilary B]

I suspect I'd be Hymns Ancient and Modern, music version, or maybe the more recent (but not really up to date) equivalent. I spend so much of my life with hymn music running through my head........

[bubblewrap]

Bored of the Rings - National Lampoon.
A Parody on guess what?

[dogsbody]

probably a one sided pamphlet, what you see is what you get, shouldn't take long or interfere with the business of living.

(This from someone who has thousands of books)

[HotStuff]

Probably an edition of the Bathroom Reader

[Jardiniere]

A book called "My Imaginary Friend" which i am in the process of writing.
Its about a woman who has been able to do everything i have not been able to in terms of self sufficiency - so its a sort of hoax - it will contain stuff like keeping goats, making wine, making own clothes etc etc....but it will all be fiction.......