Minor Rant Thread part 4

[Florence Fennel]

Himself asked me to measure youngest granddaughter (he's buying her a track suit that I have to order on line as he's a technophobe). I duly measured. On the size guide she is 9 to 10 years.
Himself then asked for tape measure to measure youngest granddaughter and confirmed my measurements.

Men.

[binley100]

Dogs who think it clever to poke head round the gh door and over the piece of wood that's there to stop them from entering, reach in and pinch a pile of plant pots to play with in the garden ........the gh has now been rearranged. Not what I planned to do on a Sat evening.

[Florence Fennel]

Sibling rivalry. I love my children dearly, but they can sometimes be a PITA!

[Glutton4...]

People that buy Domain names and don't use them. They're gonna want lotsa wonga!

[binley100]

People who pretend to be a friend then s**t on you ......

[Two_Sheds]

Helpful people who come upstairs to inform you that the parrot's out of the cage, oh and by the way the back door's wide open.

Don't come and tell me, shut the bladdy door you muppet

[CaroltheCarrot]

Bee suits are not a good look on anyone but turning up with it cinched in at the waist with a wide belt,sheesh!

[DavidM31]

It was bad enough that some local scumbags broke into my locked shed and nicked all the tools that were not chained down, but then they went into the greenhouse and threw trays of plants and seedlings all over the floor. I was so angry I would have murdered the ***tards, oh and the police were next to useless, it took them an hour to come round and then they didn't even take prints. GRRRRRRRRH

[taff]

Applying for a job [ 6 places and 16 applicants], a change to days only and no weekends for less money, but a better life, to be told all the jobs are off the table, then to find out 2 people got the supposedly off the table jobs, and were told they had them before anyone had done an interview for these jobs. Not being told I didn't get it till someone haragued the guy who 'forgot' to send the letters out saying we didn't get them......Which are still off the table, to re-appear sometime later in the year....what is the bladdy point....BIG angry grrr face.

[CaroltheCarrot]

AAARGH, just had my neighbour from hell at the door
"Did you toot your horn at my Damien (not his real name but should be)
"Yes, he was in the middle of the road and wouldnt move"
"He is entitled to play you know"
"Well I am entitled to drive so I will just run the little %^&* over the next time

[cardiffsteve]

New neighbours who have been given house by daddy and think that its ok to hoover at 11.45pm.
I dont believe it!!!!

[Florence Fennel]

Hope you made lots of noise very early this morning Steve, or at least went round very early with a welcoming gift

Outlaws who have plenty of money, but make themselves ill with out of date food because it's a "bargain".

[cardiffsteve]

Hope you made lots of noise very early this morning Steve, or at least went round very early with a welcoming gift

I'm going on holiday soon and was thinking of putting on a CD on repeat for a week!
Or is that mean!

[zazen999]

I'm going on holiday soon and was thinking of putting on a CD on repeat for a week!
Or is that mean!

No - I'm wondering if Slayer or Shakin Stevens would be better....hmm - decisions decisions [not that I own a Shakey CD - so Slayer would win in my house].

My Rant; erm - hooligans. And stupid hooligans at that. The mind boggles....

[cardiffsteve]

No - I'm wondering if Slayer or Shakin Stevens would be better....hmm - decisions decisions [not that I own a Shakey CD - so Slayer would win in my house].

Its ok you can own up to shakey cd.
Was thinking of Motorhead or Led Zeppelin.

Bladdy seagulls around here. Just watching a seagull chick on a neighbours roof trying to fly,
other seagulls mobbing it and making horrible noise.
I think chick is going to fall off!