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  • Rescue hedgehogs who suddenly stop eating thus delaying their return to the wild.
    Gill

    So long and thanks for all the fish.........

    I have a blog http://areafortyone.blogspot.co.uk

    I'd rather be a comma than a full stop.

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    • I am beginning to think that the TV remote control is the worst thing ever invented. If Himself had to get up to change the channel, I would not have to sit through 4 or 5 minutes of football/rugby/darts/cricket/etc every 15 minutes. I am not a lover of advertisements, but it would be infinitely preferable to the sport. To add another dimension to this rant, we now have "live pause". This is a button that when pressed enables Himself to go upstairs to the loo, wander around looking out of the front and back bedroom windows and then to make his way slowly downstairs and into the kitchen to get a drink, whilst I sit waiting patiently for his return and the continuation of the programme. This button is also deemed useful if he cannot remember what other programme the actor has been in, as it enables him more easily to concentrate on the still frame. The fast forward button is a great boon for recorded programmes as he is able to skip the adverts completely, but this can sometimes be a bit of a nuisance after a few beers as there is a tendency to miss the beginning of the programme. This then involves a bit of to-ing and fro-ing before it's sorted. I could go on, but I think this is enough for now
      Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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      • Uni offering my amazing niece a place yesterday morning only to call later in the day to withdraw it.....B*&+&**s!!!
        the fates lead him who will;him who won't they drag.

        Happiness is not having what you want,but wanting what you have.xx

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        • Finding out secondhand that the contract here will be finished in October. Why does nobody have the balls to just tell me?
          Spineless.
          Bob Leponge
          Life's disappointments are so much harder to take if you don't know any swear words.

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          • Sentences that end in, wait for it;

            "..!!"

            WTF?
            All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
            Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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            • The early finish to harvest - therefore no more overtime...although i do get my sundays back...every cloud and all that.
              <*}}}>< Jonathan ><{{{*>

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              • Local toerags who break into the allotments: I met them today. And I had my camcorder on
                All gardeners know better than other gardeners." -- Chinese Proverb.

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                • Originally posted by Two_Sheds View Post
                  Local toerags who break into the allotments: I met them today. And I had my camcorder on
                  They aren't toerags TS, they are poor deprived youngsters in today's society, where they don't have adequate facilities or recreation areas and so are forced to turn to crime as there is "nuffin to do innit"


                  My rant:
                  Politicians interfering in the legal system. The punishments being handed out to those poor deprived youngsters (and not so youngsters) who rioted recently are perfectly reasonable in my eyes. Its not the simple fact of the crime committed that is the issue, it was the widespread fear their actions engendered amongst the law abiding majority that is being punished. Huzzah and hurrah I say.
                  Last edited by bobleponge; 20-08-2011, 01:11 PM. Reason: Published?
                  Bob Leponge
                  Life's disappointments are so much harder to take if you don't know any swear words.

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                  • Windows 7 (at least I think it is the cause) - every typo I make it seems to regard as an attempt at a keyboard shortcut and takes the cursor to random locations all over the document. Driving me nuts at the moment - is this an undercover attempt by Microsoft to make us all type more accurately?

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                    • Blunt paper shredder.
                      All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                      Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                      • B******s who own vicious German shepherds that are allowed to run wild, stray onto other peoples private property and savage family pets.
                        A good beginning is half the work.
                        Praise the young and they will make progress.

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                        • Wenger. The man is a genius but too stubborn. Spend some bladdy cash Arsene.

                          I bet Danny Broadway (wherever he is these days) must be loving this.
                          Bob Leponge
                          Life's disappointments are so much harder to take if you don't know any swear words.

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                          • Trying to log on on Sunday night, finding the site hangs up for about 10 mins before I give up and now the new posts things only listing what's happened since last night and not since Friday morning when I last actually saw anything

                            Some of us live in the past, always talking about back then. Some of us live in the future, always planning what we are going to do. And, then there are those, who neither look behind or ahead, but just enjoy the moment of right now.

                            Which one are you and is it how you want to be?

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                            • Gloating on catching up with the laundry mountain - only to discover there isn't enough cupboard space to put it all!
                              All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                              Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                              • vinyl tile glue
                                Gill

                                So long and thanks for all the fish.........

                                I have a blog http://areafortyone.blogspot.co.uk

                                I'd rather be a comma than a full stop.

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