Minor Rant Thread part 4

[cardiffsteve]

80 year old fathers, who have arthur in their wrists, who phone to ask how to use an electric jigsaw to cut wood to fix a wooden garden bench.
Then phone 6 hours later to say hes going to hospital because hes "chopped" off the top of his finger , only to find out he was peeling potatoes and skinned the top of his finger with the peeler and it wouldnt stop bleeding..... He didnt tell me that thought he'd done it with jigsaw.
FFFFFFFffin idiot!

[singleseeder]

Grandson who is 11 day late .................... to be born. C'mon lad, get a move on.

Just popping in to say he arrived in the early hours yesterday. 11lb 3oz ............. glad he didn't hang around much longer

Rant - had to do an emergency run for size 3 nappies - didn't mind really

[OverWyreGrower]

SIL letting niece and nephew behave abominably at a family meal in a nice restaurant yesterday... a highlight from the day was niece (3) deciding she didn't want her own lunch, and walking round the table trying to steal food that she wanted from other people's plates, and then throwing herself on the floor and having a tantrum in the middle of the restaurant when I stopped her taking my lunch. What did SIL do? Nothing. I ended up getting up, stopping her from taking food from her 85 yr old great grandad's plate, picking niece up and depositing her back in her own chair and making her sit down and eat her lunch...

[bearded bloke]

The plonker who drove up Snowdon apparently said he did it because it was on his list of 50 things to do before he dies,I really hope they throw the book at him really hard,or better still let me & a few mates "educate" him,that single selfish act will be used against responsible greenlaning people/groups for years to come

[FionaH]

Men who hoard junk!

[Aberdeenplotter]

Wimmin who complain about men storing things that will be needed as soon as it gets thrown out

[singleseeder]

Wimmin who complain about men storing things that will be needed as soon as it gets thrown out

I think that you have just proved FionaH's point. No point hoarding anything, 'cos it won't be needed until it is thrown out.

[FionaH]

"Storing" implies storage space.
Our bedroom and landing is NOT the place for bits of wood, half a suit of armour and various other bits of carp!

[zazen999]

People who insist on hoarding half a suit of armour. What's that all about?

[Glutton4...]

HALF a suit of armour!!!!? WTF LOLOLOLOL

[Florence Fennel]

Which half is it Fi?

Bladdy football.

[bearded bloke]

Worked out who he is from the unique front bumper,got his 4x4 forums username & from that a quick search revealed .......... Yer know I am very nearly annoyed enough to post the plonkers mobile phone number,but wont do it here already done it elsewhere

[cardiffsteve]

Worked out who he is from the unique front bumper,got his 4x4 forums username & from that a quick search revealed .......... Yer know I am very nearly annoyed enough to post the plonkers mobile phone number,but wont do it here already done it elsewhere

You just know that other idiots are going to do the same thing. eg Clarkson
Thats drive up mountains not post phone numbers.

[bearded bloke]

You just know that other idiots are going to do the same thing.
Thats drive up mountains

TBH I doubt it very much Steve reckon this will be used to set a precident,I think the car will be crushed,he will certainly get a heavy fine from the courts & I dare say he will be footing the bill for it's removal from the mountain (which if the do use the helicopter I dread to think),that should put others off for a looooong time
Anyhoo got it out of my system

Pigeons,slugs,snails & now moles grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Aberdeenplotter]

People who insist on hoarding half a suit of armour. What's that all about?

summat to do with turning the other cheek